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satyricplotter · 4 months ago

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i love birdwatcher reader because they're uniquely equipped to deal with the gritty and gruesome parts of dating a vigilante in a way not many people would be and it's all because they're a tried and true fanatic

#you know how a stan will teach themselves to code and edit and all sorts of skills to promote their idol?#you're too normal to try actual vigilantism but if you were 5% more athletic maybe we'd have even MORE dead robins in our hands!#im kidding #dick (cupping your cheek): isn't this scary?#you: oh! not really. i've been imagining sewing up your wounds since tenth grade :)#dick: oh...?#you: that's why i've got that first aid certificate!#why'd i have to add plot to this fic everyday im plagued by Visions #[a constellation with dubious intentions has sponsored 500 coins!]

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