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Hackers (1995)

Dir. Iain Softley

Costume design by Roger Burton

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They represent gender cause yes

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Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

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Dade in a bathrobe.

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The first 4 John Lange novels, pseudonym of Michael Crichton

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Whizbang Pop! Reset

Vash the Stampede stood on the precipice of the digital singularity, staring into the chaotic code of a broken universe. The world had diverged from its natural flow, twisted by the cumulative weight of paradoxes, glitched probabilities, and quantum uncertainties. Reality itself was fraying at the edges—stars flickered like dying pixels, gravity stuttered, and entire histories rewrote themselves in a feedback loop of cosmic desynchronization.

Vash smirked, spinning a modified data revolver on his finger. "Well now, that’s a real mess, huh?" he mused. The hacker underground called him The Humanoid Typhoon, a digital outlaw who danced through firewalls and mainframes like a ghost in the machine. But tonight, he wasn't just cracking some corp’s security grid—he was rebooting existence itself.

The Problem of Uncertainty

It had started with the Entropic Singularity Event—a cascading chain reaction of quantum errors rippling across the multiversal fabric. Somewhere, somehow, probability had broken. A Schrodinger’s Nightmare, where every possibility overlapped without resolution. People were both alive and dead. Decisions made and unmade. A coin tossed into eternity, never landing.

Vash’s mentor, the rogue quantum scientist Dr. Rem, had theorized that reality was an elegant script, running on fundamental rules of probability. If those rules were corrupted, the only way to fix them was an Execution. Not in the sense of violence, but in the sense of code—a Whizbang Pop! Execution.

The Whizbang Pop!

He stood atop the Core Terminal—a structure that wasn’t quite real but existed at the intersection of all possible realities. It was the Universe’s Central Processing Unit, the sum total of existence’s runtime environment.

He reached into his coat and pulled out a single bullet—no ordinary round, but a quantum key encrypted with esoteric principles of probabilistic harmonization. He loaded it into his revolver—his Peacemaker, now repurposed as the Reality Compiler.

"This one’s for you, Rem," he whispered, cocking the hammer.

The shot had to be perfect. The Whizbang Pop! Execution required three things:

Chaos Synchronization – The shot had to align with a precise moment when quantum probability was at maximum instability.

Singularity Collapse – The bullet would introduce a paradoxical certainty into uncertainty itself.

Reality Recompile – The final effect would force a system-wide refresh, setting the universe back to its correct state.

Vash took a deep breath. The Core Terminal shimmered before him, a vast fractal sphere of shifting probabilities. He aimed at the very center, where all possible versions of himself converged.

"Love and peace," he whispered with a grin.

He pulled the trigger.

Execution: Accepted

The gunshot rang across all timelines. A spark, a ripple, an implosion—followed by a great and thunderous Whizbang Pop!

And then—

Everything was quiet.

The stars realigned. Time remembered its course. The coin finally landed.

Vash exhaled, spinning the empty revolver once before holstering it. His mission was complete. The universe was back on track. And somewhere, in the echoes of probability, he swore he heard Rem’s voice.

"Good job, Vash."

He grinned.

"Guess I’ll see ya next time."

And with that, the Humanoid Typhoon walked off into the recalibrated dawn.

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Happy Zero Cool Day

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