#zero day hcs

[ammodup]

Andre’s the type of guy to make the most priceless face at Cal during the worst possible moment, like when their teacher’s opening up about their life story or publicly reprimanding another student.

[gods-rory]

cal gabriel the kinda guy to chew on pens then get surprised when the ink explodes everywhere. boy thats your fault you ate the pen. andre teases him for his fixation with chewing on things but he keeps doing it anyways

[caseyqz]

legendary conversation @ciitor

[cherryy-bullet]

Total Shithead Andre Headcanons

• Andre who invites Cal over to sleepover and then makes him sleep on the floor. Doesn’t even offer the bed

• Andre who is THE BIGGEST sweet talker, especially to Cal’s mom. Cal wants to kill him a little for it every time.

• and by extension Cal’s whole family. He’ll play games with Cal’s brother and sisters even though Cal just wants them to leave them alone, and chat with Cal’s dad about sports and politics, even though he couldn’t really care less about either. Why? No one knows, he just likes one upping Cal 😭

• Andre who’s so petty it’s unbelievable. Cal didn’t do his homework and needs answers? Good luck. Cal didn’t wake up early enough and missed his ride? Have fun walking. Cal fucked up at work? Hope he’s got a good excuse. Seriously, this man knows how to hold a grudge.

• Andre who begs Cal to come over. Why? “Just do it dude it’s important” makes Cal walk to his house, the announces that he was simply “bored” and proceeds to go back to whatever he was doing prior

• Andre who’s definitely an internet troll (regardless of lack of internet 😒) Will make multiple profiles just to spam and fuck with people he doesn’t like

• Andre who makes fun of literally everyone for literally everything, when Cal realizes later, much to his frustration, that ANDRE LIKES HALF THE THINGS HES MAKING FUN OF. Seriously, he mocked Cal for WEEKS for growing out his hair because of Kurt Cobain, why does he have a Nirvana poster on his wall???

• Andre who blatantly asked Cal why Rachel had to be there the first few times he tried to introduce them. He stopped trying pretty quickly.

• Andre who’s just a piece of shit because he wants to be and Cal doesn’t know why he puts up with this guy 😭

[naturalbloodstainblnde]

ANDRE KRIEGMAN. HEADCANONS || ZERO DAY

andre kriegman as a boyfriend // a lil angst? // tw suggestive! // gn!reader // headcanons

andre kriegman, who believes it’s his job to take care of you. he’ll insist on driving you home, paying for your food when you’re out together, shoving his jacket in your arms when it’s cold. it’s not open for discussion—it’s just how he’s been raised.

andre kriegman, who gets embarrassed as hell when his parents say nice things about you. his father will make a comment in german, and andre will turn red, mumbling, “it’s nothing.” when you ask him what mr kriegman meant.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t handle arguments well. he’ll raise his voice, maybe slam his palm on the table in frustration, but he’ll never touch you—his anger is loud but always directed at himself or the situation, not you.

andre kriegman, who is totally an ass guy, oogling you shamelessly every time you’re wearing tight jeans.

andre kriegman, who isn’t big on initiating PDA but will kiss you on the cheek or hold your hand when he thinks no one’s watching.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t do flowers and sappy shit (except for valentine’s day or your anniversary) but will randomly bring you something practical—a pack of your favourite gum, a soda you like—because he remembers the things you’ve mentioned.

andre kriegman, who is pragmatic and always prepared. every time you hang out, he has breath mints or gum in his pocket. just in case you decide to kiss him.

andre kriegman, who takes you on “random” dates but secretly spends hours meticulously planning every detail, down to what route to drive so you guys can stay in the car for a bit longer.

andre kriegman, who drives with one hand on the wheel and the other resting on your thigh, his thumb absently rubbing circles. he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it—it’s basically second nature by now.

andre kriegman, who always seems a little stiff when he’s shirtless, self-conscious of his bacne. but you’re quick to distract him by running your fingers through his hair or kissing along his happy trail, which he secretly loves even though he’d rather die than admit it.

andre kriegman, who gets jealous without realising it, his mood souring whenever mel the cat earns a kiss on the head that should’ve been his.

andre kriegman, who tries to balance his time between you and cal. heavy emphasis on “try”.

andre kriegman, who secretly thinks that you’re too good for him.

andre kriegman, who lies on his back in bed, alone, arms outstretched, holding his video camera. his room is pitch black, the only source of light coming from the flickering screen, showing shaky, grainy footage of you holding a beer, laughing with friends and talking about something trivial.

andre kriegman, who rewinds the part where you notice him filming, the way your eyes flicker toward the camera like a character breaking the fourth wall before you walk closer. the camera shakes as your face comes into view, the grainy footage catches a brief flash of your smile before the screen blurs—you hand batting his away, forcing andre to drop his arm. the camera spins wildly, the view distorting, and for a split second, everything is a chaotic blur.

andre kriegman, who watches in silence as the camera focuses on the kitchen floor, the lens catching nothing but the tiled surface. muffled catcalls and laughter echo from the background as you press your lips against his cheek.

andre kriegman, who has brief moments of doubt while watching these videos. his finger hovering between the “replay” and “delete” option, wondering if he’s making a mistake.

andre kriegman, who still videotapes you, but there’s something different in the way he frames the shots now.

andre kriegman, who starts zoning out more often. you’ll be talking about something random, and his eyes will glaze over, staring a hundred yards past you.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t mention your name once in the last tape he and cal film. he keeps his expression neutral, his tone matter-of-fact. because he refuses to drag you into the media shitstorm he knows will follow… the one scrap of kindness he can afford to give you.

andre kriegman, who drove by your house the night before zero day. he didn’t come in or anything, just looked up at your bedroom window from his car in silence.

andre kriegman, who doesn’t believe in happy endings but still hopes you get one, even if he knows he won’t be a part of it.

um not sure how i feel about this one.. sorry

[fagdre]

cal with braces who lets andré pick out what color rubber bands he should get for his next appointment

[cybershootercal]

WHATSAPP if it was ZERO DAY

911: THE PERPETRATORS name is ANDRE 🥀

@amnotgayandre: I NEED cock Calvin

911: ANDRE can you PICK UP? 🥀💦

Rachel: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

[virtualvodkaa]

caldre hcs: nsfw/sfw

• cal says his favorite movie is final destination, but andre swears it’s actually shrek.

• andre enjoys the soft pretzels from auntie anne’s, and when cal loses andre in the mall, he knows that’s exactly where he is.

• andre uses a bookmark, and keeps his books pristine and organized. cal dog ears his books, and prefers paperback to hardcover because “they look better when aged and bent. hardcover is too neat.”

• cal carries a lighter in his pocket, despite hardly smoking. he just enjoys flicking it, it calms him down. andre doesn’t mind the repetitive sound of the gear turning so harshly, and tends to watch cal mindlessly play with it.

• cal had the lighter in his pocket during zero day.

• cals hands are regularly freezing.

• sometimes cal lets the lighter burn for a few seconds too long, then presses the hot metal to his fingertips to feel the warmth.

• andre has walked in on cal masturbating, it shocked him momentarily. the gore website cal had open continued to play when andre come through the door, cal whimpered for andre to finish him off.

• andre ties cals shoes sometimes, cal only allows andre to baby him in such ways when no one’s around. they keep their relationship a secret, so when andre attempts to grab cals hand or do little things for him in public, cal gets red in the face and sort of pushes andre away.

• andre acts differently on camera, and it varies on how cal feels about it. cal says andre “acts tough” for the imaginary audience.

• andre doesn’t like to admit it, but he gets so hot when cal talks about zero day. during the shooting, andre’s bulge was aching watching cal’s dominant side come out so proudly.

• mel loves cal as much as she loves andre, and meows incessantly when cal comes over or when she hears cals voice from outside.

• cal is allergic to cats, but after so much time around mel, his allergies subsided.

• andre and cal take turns being the little spoon.

• cal is easily able to calm andre. depending on severity of the situation, he can assess the damage and quickly respond appropriately. distraction is the most affective.

• andre holds cal tight when cal gets highly upset. cal tends to smack his face, punch his head and pull his own hair out of frustration. andre finds squeezing cal to his chest relaxes cal, forcing him to stop hurting himself due to the tightness of the hug.

• andre loves cals hands, he finds them quite attractive.

• cal loves andres hands, he finds the masculinity and veins really hot.

- @princesssquash

[ammodup]

Mrs. Kriegman misses when Andre would often join her on the couch, watch tv with her, and perhaps occasionally peer over at the word search she was completing.

Mr. Kriegman misses when Andre was little, when he’d squeeze in beside him on the couch or climb up onto his lap while he rested in his rocking chair, ultimately falling asleep on his shoulder.

Mrs. Gabriel misses when Cal would ask her to cut his hair. He’d never liked hair salons, and besides— they’re too expensive.

Mr. Gabriel misses when he and Cal would go to concerts together, when he’d sit on his shoulders and watch the band onstage. Cal always had to wear earbuds, however, as the noise was far too harsh on his young ears.

Mrs. Kriegman misses Andre every day. She remembers when she’d sometimes help him fall asleep at night, when she’d scratch his scalp and neaten his soft hair with her nails. Once she’d caught the flash of Andre’s dark, flesh-matted hair poking out of the black body bag surrounding him, though, it’s like she’d been beaten down by an array of misery-packed bullets, knocking her off of her feet.

Mr. Kriegman misses Andre every day. Whenever he’s reminded of the first time Andre fell and injured himself, of the first time he’d started toddling on his own, or of the first time he uttered a coherent word… he feels as though he’s been crushed like a pebble, smushed like a bug, discarded like some trash. It kills him to know that Andre threw his life away for a horrible tragedy, but what’s done is done.

Mrs. Gabriel misses Calvin every day. She eventually forgot what his voice sounded like and the moment she realized this she cried. She cried, cried, cried for her son, wishing she was able to keep at least a fragment of the teenager she remembered rather than being provided crime scene photos, the Zero Day tapes, and news articles from the shooting.

Mr. Gabriel misses Calvin every day. The family’s candle burns without a flame, holidays ache with the sorrow of past misdeeds, and Cal’s birthday is permanently linked with the phrase “Forever 18”.

[bottledkriegmen]

ℱ𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓉 cal gabriel hcs pleaelaser

:O OH MY GOD OKAY??? freak time guys buckle up.. 😼

hes so whiney and squirmy when he's desperate.

big fan of hair pulling!! put this mans hair into a short little ponytail and yank on it, he's an absolute mess

likes his stomach to be pressed on when he's close!! it feels better

maybe a little too into praiseful degrading,, ("pretty bitch", "such a good whore", ect ect)

oh SUCH a brat. he'll tease and tease and tease till you can't take it anymore and HAVE to do something to him. (he loves it)

likes it rough yk?? wants to be bruised and bit so he can press on the marks to feel a bit more alive after. all fun and games!

sex drive of a rabbit,, CAN and WILL go anywhere, anytime, anyhow. a bit of a vouyer,, the risk and thrill of it excites him in a way

totally had a slight porn addiction. he had stolen adult cds and porn mags stashed away underneath his bed, some of the pages were even stuck together. (he burnt all of this in the fire before zero day)

likes when you talk REALLY gross and vulgar yk?? swearing at him is a turn on. way too embarrassed to type any examples out but ykwim

could top, doesn't do it often

SO fucking loud. like,, you could shove his head into a pillow and youd still be able to hear him from the next room over.

not super great with after care, but definitely better than andre

TY TO MY HANDSOME BOYFRIEND FOR COMING UP WITH THE MAJORITY OF THESE (≧◡≦) @calcyum

[cherryy-bullet]

Lazy Cal Headcanons…

• Cal who can’t cook for shit, who grumbles about how hungry he is while Andre cooks elaborate meals for both of them

• Cal who waits in the car while Andre goes into the store or to pump gas and asks him what took so long after he comes out

• Cal who can’t stay on task for the life of him, who distracts Andre with stupid questions and shuts down when Andre tries to keep him focused while doing homework, only to beg Andre for answers the day before assignments are due (Andre doesn’t give them)

• Cal who pretty regularly shows up to school like 45 minutes into first period

• Cal who is never chosen in gym class because this man has never played a sport in his life (plus he just fucks around with Andre the whole time, moans about how the game is stupid, or both)

• Andre who comes back from 2+ hour long track meets, only to find Cal drank all his water waiting for him, because he “was thirsty”

• Cal who can’t hold down a job because he is ✨fashionably late✨ and if he doesn’t feel like doing something, he’ll either just half ass it or skip it all together in order to get out earlier (hence why he and Andre no longer work together)

• Cal who’s just a lazy little shit who perpetually makes Andre want to tear his hair out

[naturalbloodstainblnde]

CAL GABRIEL. HEADCANONS || ZERO DAY

cal gabriel as a boyfriend // a lil angst? // tw sh mention // gn!reader // headcanons

cal gabriel, who knows how to make himself likable. he’d be sweet, funny, maybe even a bit awkward and shy at times, but only to the extent that it benefits him. he’s not emotionally invested in the same way most people are—he’s more interested in the idea of having someone who adores him… and that “someone” happens to be you.

cal gabriel, who would share enough personal details to seem open, but he’d avoid anything too deep. if you tried to dig into his thoughts or true feelings, he’d quickly brush them off with a self-deprecating joke or change the subject.

cal gabriel, who, no matter how much he likes you, andre will always come first. he’d cancel dates or disappear without much of an explanation if andre needs him. he won’t apologise either—it’s just how it is.

cal gabriel, who would swing between affectionate and distant. one day, he’d be laying his head in your lap, even allowing you to ruffle his hair; the next, he’d barely respond to your texts or act distracted.

cal gabriel, who wouldn’t view your relationship as something permanent. he’s too focused on zero day and doesn’t plan to be around long enough to see where the relationship could possibly go.

cal gabriel, whose younger siblings simply adore you. maddie and eric see you as an honorary family member and get super hyped every time you come over.

cal gabriel, who uses play-wrestling as an excuse to get close to you, pinning you down and laughing at your attempts to fight back.

cal gabriel, who tries to show off by playing sitar for you, fingers moving effortlessly over the strings as he plays a riff that’s surprisingly good.

cal gabriel, who teaches you a few basic chords, leaning in close to adjust your fingers on the strings.

cal gabriel, who rolls his eyes when you straighten his coat collar or tuck his hair behind his ear, pretending to be annoyed while secretly enjoying the attention.

cal gabriel, who mutters “quit babying me,” when you nag him about missing meals, but still eats whatever you give him without complaint.

cal gabriel, who has something small of yours that he keeps stuffed on his pocket—a bracelet, a hair tie, or even a note you scribbled for him in class. all of these ended up in the fire.

cal gabriel, who likes to carve your initials on random surfaces around school—lockers, desks, and even the bathroom wall. but his favourite canvas was his own skin—hidden from everyone but him.

cal gabriel, who has perpetually cold hands and always slides them under your sweater or onto your neck just to hear you yelp, laughing while you smack him away.

cal gabriel, who loves it when you grab his freezing hands and hold them between yours, rubbing warmth back into his icy-ass fingers while he mumbles, “they’re not that cold” (even though they are).

cal gabriel, who sometimes doesn’t let go of your hands even after they’ve warmed up, his fingers staying intertwined with yours.

cal gabriel, who freezes for a moment when you ask him about graduation and college, his usual smirk faltering before he quickly deflects: “college? i dunno, maybe i’ll take a year off.”

cal gabriel, who avoids your gaze when you press him about the future, running a hand through his hair and mumbling, “i don’t think that far ahead,”

cal gabriel, who is sweeter than usual in the days leading up to zero day. he’s always been sweet to you, but now there’s a weird sense of urgency to it—like he’s trying to cram a lifetime of memories into just a few days. he takes you out to see a random movie “bridget jones’s diary,” you don’t even remember half of it because you guys spent most of the time making out in the back row.

cal gabriel, who presses his forehead to yours after breaking the kiss, his breathing uneven when you ask him if he’s okay, whispering a soft “yeah” before pulling you back in, like he doesn’t want to talk about it.

cal gabriel, who filmed a tape just for you, apologising to you and explaining everything he couldn’t in person. it ended with a quiet, “i love you.” but the tape doesn’t not end up in the deposit box, and as cal and andre burned their belongings, he throws it into the fire, thinking it wasn’t fair to put you through that pain.

that’s all i can come up with for now :p

[operationandre]

WAIT. Before you give up on headcannoning, what are you’re thoughts on what would happen if they both succeeded in fleeing the country

okay so... andre canonically planned enough that he has fake ids and money and all that shit. i think cal is a brilliant thief, enabling him to steal snacks and drinks from gas stations. he would even go so far to take more than they need, piling things in all of his pockets.

andre would shave his head while cal just cuts his hair. andre said they'd look too suspicious and easy to point out if they both had buzz cuts. cal would also dye it a darker color with dye they stole from a small store they stopped in.

the boys would have filled the car up with gas before zero day, at least andre would have. he'd have a full tank of gas that's ready to go the moment he needs it. they'd be driving as fast as they can without being pulled over.

if they ended up making it to mexico, andre would most likely get a job while cal would stay somewhere that he could keep an eye on the news. neither of them would go in public much; they know that people won't stop looking for them.

they'd make it for a while, but they'd probably get caught with guns and knives on them. they'd get arrested and extradited back to connecticut.

[lum164]

Doodles I did a few days ago (yesterday)

[hetfieldlvr]

SOME OF MY ZERO DAY HEAD CANNONS🤓☝️ (they are real bad and random)

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- andre probably had some type of jealousy at cals ‘attractiveness’ but he wouldn’t say anything.

-when andre and cal would have sleepovers, whoever’s house they were in the guest would be forced to sleep on he floor (ex: when they slept at andre’s house, andre would make cal sleep on the floor while andre would be cozied up in bed)

-andre got bullied more than cal but andre would just be pissed over it and cal would have a total crash out, EVEN THO CAL DOESNT GET BULLIED A WHOLE LOT.

-cal has tried to get andre and rachel to be friends once but when he left the room they sat there waiting for him to come back and when he did they began to talk again.

-rachel thought cal was gay for andre for a little bit.

-andre hates doing presentations. not because he’s nervous but because he hates everyone in his classes.

-when andre said he wanted to shoot up the school for the very first time cal was like 😲

-if Ark was made in the 2000s, cal would play it and andre would clown on him for it.

-cal would order pizzas to ‘bother’ andre but andre does NOT care🙅‍♀️ (cuz he making money🤑)

-every time cal would do something weird, andre would ignore it because he either does not care, didnt really process what he said, or thinks that cal says this type of shit all the time.

-andre would pretend to throw punches at cal but he would use so much force that sometimes he actually does punch him and he would say “oops” and try not to laugh.

-when andre would drink like a coke or something and he has to burp, he taps on cals shoulder and when cal looks at him he would burp in cals face🙁

-when cal would think about shooting himself on zero day he would get sad at how he wouldn’t be able to talk to andre when he’s dead.

-i’m sure younger people (freshmen, and sophomores) would have a hallway crush on andre and cal.

-andre was considering if he should hang out with cal, after people called them fags for being together so much.

[ammodup]

Cal who tried to call Andre “Andy” once.

Andre who told him to never call him that again.