#zigy

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

OUR ⭐🦌 shitpost @palin-tropos

[33max]

A Guide to The Verstappen Dachshunds 🐶

The Verstappen’s have owned dachshunds for over 30 years (according to Jos!) and as a dachshund lover myself I thought I would put together everything I know so far about the Verstappen sausages.

Spyke

Spyke is the most well known Verstappen dachshund as he was Max’s best friend for 11 years. Spyke lived with Jos and Max, until Max moved out, and then Spyke stayed with Jos.

Spyke died at the very end of 2020 and Max bid an emotional farewell to him on Instagram.

Zigi

Zigi is often confused for Spyke (as let’s be real they look the same) but Zigi is actually Sophie’s dog.

He is currently 14 years old and doing well! I think he had a sister called Zaza but I have not managed to find out very much about Zaza.

@tyrannosaurus-maxy also made me this gifset of Zigi (and Zaza?) from Max Verstappen: Whatever It Takes as Max fusses Zigi and Zaza in the video and they’re often spotted in the background.

Like here, where Zigi is watching Max play fifa.

Holly

Holly is a new addition! She lives with Sophie and Zigi. There is not currently any photos of Max with Holly and when there are you will know about it as I will likely combust.

Holly is an Isabella (this is a diluted colouring and makes me sad 😭) miniature smooth haired dachshund, which actually makes her different as up until now it appears the Verstappen’s have only owned miniature wire haired dachshunds.

Others

Jos does currently have a miniature wire haired dachshund but I am not sure of the name, however… here it is!

I believe this is Zaza? (Sophie’s dog and Zigi’s sister)

And then here are some more photos of Holly and Zigi!

(you can find all of these images on max, victoria, sophie, and jos’ instagram account and some are insta stories that I’ve saved because I’m obsessed with verstappen sausage dog lore)

THANK YOU FOR READING AND FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ANY VERSTAPPEN SAUSAGE INFO 🫡

[crustaceousfaggot]

Hi my name is Zygismunt "Zigi" Berg and I have long greasy black hair and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ignus Nilsen (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Frantiček the Brave but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a communist but mostly just so that I can insult people by calling them bourgeois. I have pale white skin. I'm also a nihilist, and I can spend time in the pale without any negative effects which I've been doing for several decades (I'm thirty nine). I'm a rocker (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. For example 20 years ago I was wearing my favourite black leather jacket with seven white stripes running down the back, black jeans and black combat boots. I was walking outside Karl Lund's house because I hate him. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of bourgeois fuckers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[halimaidmf]

Quess is a Zeonist, and a socialist too, if necessary. The word “earthnoid” hangs from his lips like a butterfly knife: “earthnoid”, “the earthnoids”, “typical earthnoid”, “Earthnoid art”, “earth-federation opinion”, “you are an earthnoid”, “your earthnoid parents”, “your parents are earthnoids”, “it is because your parents are earthnoids”, “it is because you are an earthnoid, Ann” (Quess also calls her teachers by their first names), “whore of the federation”, “puppy of the federation”, “paederasty is an earthnoid disease, earthnoids are bourgeois”. Quess is a well-read girl and is also familiar with all the other beautiful names of the earthnoids: “feddies”, “earthnoids”, “wannabe earthnoids”, “earthie”, “earthian”, “titan”, “polluters”, “litterer”, “federation bureaucrat…” Her influence is enormous. A boy with dark hair from the fourth grade comes home and asks, “Dad, why is the Earth Federation so weak?” “Where did you hear such a thing?” “Quess said that the Earth Federation is weak and Zeonism is powerful. Why don’t we have Zeonism, dad?”

Back when newtype theory was not discussed at school, many people gathered around Quess during recess, and the corridor echoed with her half-truths: "Well, I get why he's doing it. Char is carrying out his beliefs. His father, Zeon Deikun, was the one who advocated for independence for Spacenoids, right? He was assassinated by the Zabi family, and they co-opted his name. That's why Char joined the Zeon forces to seek revenge against them. He's always stood behind Deikun's declaration, and even I can tell that he will do something about people whose souls are being weighed down by the Earth. So that's why there's an operation to freeze the Earth! If you just took a step back, you'd see that too!"

[zhookotallo]

me when 16th chapter

[runfreebirdrun]

what if i was a decaying rock star and you were the memories made cytoplasm of a communist revolutionary and we had a dialogue in which i stood for nihilism, what will destroy the world, and you stood for communism, or hope in humanity, that which will revive it

[whannahbeyours]

I tried my best okay😭 (had to draw my fav)

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

Zigi yearning for Nilsen's sword (innuendo optional but?? welcome apparently???). Zigi wall-climbing like a Seraise swordbearer. Methinks Zigi liked it better when Elysium was still a swords setting 🤔

[bowyooo]

WHERE DID YOU SAY THAT FROM

zignus, imagine

insp by the deep lore drop

[33max]

June, Holly, and Zigi on Sophie’s Instagram 🐶

[yarrowdraws]

I light a fat ciggy, mmm… do you get it, makes me feel good. -Zygismunt Berg

[palin-tropos]

no but like harry meeting the ghost of nilsen and having to pass an EDC check to hear his voice...

[onedirection072310]

Can this family stay out of the media for once? It seems like they always are in the media cycle and it’s annoying asf.

[kala-mies]

THE WHOLE WORLD IS A ZONE OF IMMINENT ENTROPONETIC CATASTROPHE

[soup-mother]

Hotestly a reading of Sacred and Terrible Air is kinda ruined a bit if you don't actually know what nihilism is or its historical context and think it just means apathetically not caring about stuff.