#zozosrants

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one thing i don’t get about kusuo. okay so we all know how he doesn’t like bugs right?? his reason being because they’re so small that he can’t read their minds

you know that one episode where he goes tiny and then sees a cockroach under some piece of furniture and he gets scared?? like okay fair enough i would be absolutely pissing myself if there was a cockroach as big as me, BUT, he was as small as the cockroach, which in theory means that he should’ve been able to read its mind, no??? and then realise oh hang on this guy’s calm he’s bro

stay with me here.

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when you deep it yea

saiki spends time learning and practically studying on how to be average more than he’d ever study for a test

bro the guy literally threw like what 300 tennis balls at a wall just to control his strength. that is crazy.

he deliberately made sure he got the average place in that one ep where they were all running

he read everyone’s minds during a test and used his x ray vision to look at people’s papers. but not to cheat, nooo!!! he only did that to GET THE WRONG ANSWERS AND BE AVERAGE.

do you know how long it would take to figure out the average for everything and how you would have to do it.

this man is a master strategist and calculator bro. someone study him ☠️

thank u for coming to my ted talk

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no one gets how obsessed i am with saiki k. it’s literally my comfort show i love it so sososososososo much ive rewatched it like 4 times (technically 3 but ive rewatched season one 4 times don’t even ask) and i will NEVER get bored of it.

i am literally kaidou and saiki and mera all in one. and akechi ngl

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spoilers if you haven’t gotten to like s2 ep 9 or something in saiki k

why does no one talk about the foreshadowing from kuusuke. like in that one scene where he transformed a whole small ass village of elderly people into fkn CYBORGS just to ‘eliminate the target: kusuo saiki’ he was thinking about a cat tank.

THE SAME TANK HE USED TO TRY AND ‘ELIMINATE’ SAIKI HIMSELF IN THE END OF THE SEASON???3£:?2&;)29;)29()

foreshadowing goes crazy. i still don’t get why it’s a cat tank of all things (or animals) but oh well

[zozosnothere]

guys don’t come for me but in my most honest and humble opinion i think that twisted love was a little messy. like the structure and plot of it all idk maybe that’s just me but i would say the other books are lowk better

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happy birthday to my favourite 5’9” blonde murderer psychopath with green eyes and a jade ring :3

not happy birthday to my orthodontist appointment later today. what if i cried.

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sorry i’m mentally unstable and spiral at any wrong word do u still want me :3

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it’s the fact that i genuinely don’t like castle

and yet i run the @cast7le blog…

interesting from me.

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so glad to be a boop veteran

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ME WITH WLGYL

I would greatly appreciate if more books had fandoms, i would eat each and every single fanfic of my favorite books UPPPP

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i don’t understand sitting on a bed for too long and then ur ass hurts. because wdym im sitting on my BED. SPRINGY MATTRESS. and my ass has gone NUMB??? how does this make sense bro

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parents evening. so scared. pray for me.

my science teacher boutta be ON MY ASS bro i even bribed my maths teacher with reese’s just so he says good things.