#~dark and crow like

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I try to be nonchalant but I actually want a guy to cuddle and cut each other's hair and make coffee while listening to my cds and to spend late nights walking around talking about everything and nothing and-

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oversized hoodie for men to crawl into for cuddles (i am so single never gonna happen)

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relationship requirement- be willing to go to the pine barrens in New Jersey with me

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mulders cunty little run. where are you going autism boy in that long coat of yours

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my superpower is never finishing a sentence just making weird noises and hoping people will get what I mean

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my favourite wtnv character is Kevin and my favourite tma character is the distortion, Michael variety ofc I'm going to hear kayne talk once and go yes that one

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some mushrooms have 36,000 sexes so yeah you identify how ever the hell you like. a friendly reminder you are valid no matter what pronouns you use or how you present from me, a mushroom enthusiast

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save me co-dependency the podcast

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@i-eat-screws-like-candy dude it works!

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Henry is such a funny character I need to study him under a microscope

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if another person calls me a girl ill throw up on their shoes

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Let's return to nature!!! *I disappear into the woods for forty years, only to return looking exactly the same but with substantially more moss*

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some mutuals have such whimsical vibes. their posts hit just right yknow?

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no one was doing it like marita covarrubias

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for the mutuals

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okay looking at burning cds because physical playlist am I right? I'm right. but I think giving someone a cd is the cutest thing ever so now I'm day dreaming lmao