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if I turn out to have some fucked medical issue because my doctor hasn’t taken my sudden drastic irregularity with my menstrual cycle seriously I’m going to fucking scream, call my psychiatrist, tell her she was right, and then cry

I don’t know what’s wrong and it’s scary that up until two years ago my periods were textbook regular, 28 day cycles

everyone is the shrugging girl emoji and I’m quietly freaking out, my mom thinks I need a reset, my partner thinks she’s right, my doctor says it’s stress.... but I feel like it’s something more and no one has answers for me

what I really need is a midwife in the most traditional sense, someone who isn’t going to make me go through a bunch of pelvic and vaginal ultrasounds to tell me it’s stress.....

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honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart

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Ahhh, the random following pxrnbots are a good way to see where the mainstream in pxrn is now and let me tell you, the sissy shit finally hit visible levels on tumblr

(If you don’t want to know, don’t dig. However if you’re interested in seeing how awful male use of pxrn has become check it out. Hopefully they sissify all of themselves and us ladies can dip out and go do actual productive things while they screw endlessly in a weird distorted zizek dystopia)

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I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

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this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

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this is dope

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u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

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my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness

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I am BUYING DICE and organizing my first dnd game. I’m planning on running a oneshot just so we can all figure out the game mechanics and then running a longer adventure. You people know way more about this than I do, so any tips for first time players / DMs?

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I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

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Tallulah Fontaine

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Xuan Loc Xuan

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Do not “wait to get worse”.

I don’t care if you’ve “been worse”

Your body is tired of this.

You deserve help in this moment.