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#ask to tag /#suicide mention /#suicide mention tw#he is chronically guilty of this i fear#john: spinning up that one elton john song with little to no prior warning#john two minutes later: oh fuck off you're telling me you CAN'T shake ass to this??? no imagination any of you#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#( queue. ) I WALK MY PATH ALONE. QUEUE WOULD WALK WITH ME?
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i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me
#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#checking another box next to 'john's complicated relationship w/ gender is linked to his frequent sexual objectification as a queer man-'#'-and the benefits gained by being perceived favorably in accordance with the gender biases + assumed binaries of others-'#'-have ultimately come to outweigh the value he places on being able to wholly and authentically perform his own identity'#everything about him winds up being a performance to some extent. from his hellblazer persona to the normalcy he pretends with friends#his gender is no different. it's a sliding scale of attributes he can tweak and manipulate until he blends in better#when he leaves a job or goes home or goes home WITH someone he's just Himself. and it's not much more detailed than that#does this make sense? u know#( queue. ) I WALK MY PATH ALONE. QUEUE WOULD WALK WITH ME?
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Hellblazer #295
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DAY 2 OF THE CRASHOUT! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2!!!
hold please for crashout :/
#to be deleted /#spilled twice. tripped thrice. lost a reply. knocked incense holder into relaxing bath while trying to banish a horsefly#cat screaming incessantly whenever i leave him alone to try and partake in soothing activities#and it is JUST NOW noon#i want to hurl my brain out the window whose FUCKING grandmother is hexing me rn#if this is the lead-up to a final destination sequence then they better fucking pull the trigger already. and it better be SPECTACULAR#or i'm coming back and putting death in a rube goldberg machine
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hold please for crashout :/
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#to be deleted /#cannot stress enough that EVERYTHING has been going wrong EVERY single day this week#my god this year. these last 5 years. i cannot catch a shitting break#i am exhausted. i have had it. i'm hanging on my fingernails#whoever kinned me as john in that tumblr poll i think you either put a hex on my life or identified a pre-existing hex on my life#either way it's funnier now
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#natch#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#( queue. ) I WALK MY PATH ALONE. QUEUE WOULD WALK WITH ME?
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Edmund Joseph Sullivan (1869–1933)
“A Boy Rushed into the Hall”
illustration from ‘Sintram & his companions’ by Friedrich de La Motte Fouqué, 1908
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Wendell Berry, New Collected Poems; "Words"
#STOP THIS!!!!!!!!! THE CYCLE!!!!!!!!#( musings. ) NIGHTMARES.#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.
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he and his suit 💙
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i have a soft spot for traveling john and his salesman briefcase#and for his tieless grey-shirt variant as well bc the start of the issue it appears in is just darling#also he looks so Long without the trenchcoat and it sends me#( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD.#( fashion. ) SHARP DRESSED MAN.#btw that bottom panel embodies how hard it is to write john#knowing that his inner monologue is about twentieth century ghost towns but what's about to come out of his mouth is 'up yours'
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Time to go to bed
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sharing music as a form of intimacy
#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#if he plays you part of his record collection you are locked in for life. good luck to you#( queue. ) I WALK MY PATH ALONE. QUEUE WOULD WALK WITH ME?
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John Constantine doodles (and one dream cameo)
#GRAH HSDJSH BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD.#( dream of the endless. ) MISTER SANDMAN.#formshaper#THIS ART STYLE HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!#( queue. ) I WALK MY PATH ALONE. QUEUE WOULD WALK WITH ME?
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@unlore: i can smell your fear. / the lady :) — NIGHT OWL PROMPTS. (always accepting)
just the sort of shite you want to hear from someone towards whom the whole vast odegra of the synchronicity highway veers like magnetic filings to an MRI machine. he's never seen it do that before. his mouth is dry; even when he takes care to wet his lips, to surreptitiously work his tongue along the inside of his cheek and prise the tautened muscles loose, his voice still comes out stiff and sticky. ' be surprised if you couldn't, luv. it's all but run down me leg. '
( the fact that she can smell it on him just goes to show the fear is warranted. )
he pries his eyes away from the lady and turns his focus to the shuffling of cards, resisting the temptation to try and get a better look at her face; to see beyond the veil, as it were. it's... difficult. if you ask john constantine, the only experience in the sodding world which comes equal to the thrill of winning big with bad odds is the satisfaction of picking apart a MYSTERY, and getting lucky with a good guess doesn't fucking count; not when it's the satisfaction driving him to bet big on piss-poor odds like these. the lady is one such mystery. one worth going out on a limb for.
they're playing the old-fashioned way. not that there's many other options, if he wants a shot to figure her out — the synchronicity highway won't work for him tonight. as if every route he knows to reach the best probable odds in his favor has been immaculately overwritten, all the shortcuts he's used to taking abruptly shuttered from perception or redirected with the crook of a finger to rejoin the main drag; all that's left now is a straight path forward that ends in her, divvying up the infinite web of chance into 50-50 halves. red, black. win, lose. live, die.
'course he's fucking scared: when you hedge your bets on games of chance, you don't expect the dice to wink. if only being scared was any kind of deterrent to insatiable curiosity.
crisp, new-bought playing cards snap at the end of another perfunctory riffle. constantine tamps the edges of the stack down neat, ( palming his sweat off onto the tabletop, ) then extends the pack across the table, smiling like it's their little secret. a private game. AN OFFERING.
' fancy smelling us out a round of gin? en't as classic as chess, mind, but it plays a fuckload faster and you can bet on it, besides. and it's fun, which is more than i c'n say for bergman's bloody movie. ' two fingers slide the deck forward. the usual casino commotion of machine bells and exhortation are a tinny whistling in his ears, lappings of a far-off sea. fuck knows if he'll ever get back to shore. luck be a lady. ' i know my wager. what's yours? '
#unlore#( V. ) STEPS FROM THE SHADOWS. ( i. )#john (sweating buckets): let's go gambling!!! (LOUD BUZZER SOUNDS)#hope this is alright!! the lady is so endlessly cool to me as a character btw i love her#( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.#( queue. ) I WALK MY PATH ALONE. QUEUE WOULD WALK WITH ME?
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♠ — mun dash game: pick 4 of your favorite characters from fandoms and let your mutuals decide which one you’re most like, as the mun!
tagged by: @n1cap thank youuu tagging: you! get in on this action, it's fun!
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John Constantine: Hellblazer - City of Demons | Spencer/Murphy
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additional excuses / alt takes as follows (he has Many)
john: i'm bisexual. y'know - flaming john: drank soda with mentos in it, now i'm fizzing john: i'm anemic and the holy spirit keeps taking my blood john: swallowed a condom. wanna know how? john: must've left the golden calf in my back pocket. my bad john: i'm. expecting
scene from a church (or other consecrated space).
sb: whoa, what's wrong with you?? you look sick??? john (sweating, shaking, vision blurring, nose starting to bleed, leaning on the walls to stay upright): yeah haha it's fine this happens all the time. sb: in church? why?? john (over audible sizzling sounds): i'm. a satanist.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#interestingly enough this scenario could just as easily occur w/ someone he's known for decades bc he Does Not Talk about the demon blood#he'll allude to it or make a comment about it sometimes but only when there's zero chance at avoiding a convo about it#frankest he gets is when he can tell someone's about to panic and needs a straightforward answer. even then it's just: 'it's demon blood'#tragic! one of your muse's sorest emotional weak spots can also lead to some of the most entertaining scenarios!
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scene from a church (or other consecrated space).
sb: whoa, what's wrong with you?? you look sick??? john (sweating, shaking, vision blurring, nose starting to bleed, leaning on the walls to stay upright): yeah haha it's fine this happens all the time. sb: in church? why?? john (over audible sizzling sounds): i'm. a satanist.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#@ thicketville i miss you remember when this happened to eli#john when the demon blood is boiling his insides but he's trying not to freak anybody out: i guess communion wine doesn't agree with me#i LOVE the image of him coming up with some bullshit lie while investigating a holy space w/ someone else and having to stick with it#not just sticking with it but needing to invent additional excuses that are plausible within that lie for why he is Getting Weirder#he can withstand it for a little while but time takes its toll. that shit nergal left him with is Acidic#he starts feeling bad after 5 minutes; after 15 he's sweating. after 30 he gets nosebleeds. after an hour he's throwing up#meanwhile the other person either wholeheartedly believes the lie which necessitates him keeping it up#OR they know he's full of shit asking pointed questions to see if he'll admit what's really going on. forcing him to double down Even Harde#(and probably pass out before admitting to anything)#(bc if he's IN a goddamn holy place then he REALLY needs something from that goddamn holy place and he is GOING to stay until he gets it)#(or until someone else drags him outside and goes to get it FOR him)
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