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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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COME HOME TO MAMA!!!!!!
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LOWER DECKS! LOWER DECKS!
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GET LOW👇
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Lower Decks on the mind
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the universe didnt have them in the same era because it knew they would be too powerful together 🤧
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#I understand the people but listen to me#veth and Marion would be funny purely bc jester could reenact the 'did you fuck my mom Santa?' meme
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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solider & operative
they should have met.
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none of them have flight permits btw
#danny phantom#jimmy neutron#the fairly oddparents#my life as a teenage robot#spongebob squarepants#mlaatr
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Re-reading Shards of Honor for the seventeenth time and honestly Aral proposing to the first woman he's ever been attracted to five days after meeting her would be really fucking pathetic if Cordelia was not super embarrassingly into it. She's sitting here heart fluttering blood rushing stomach turning in flip-flops like "You don't deal in small change, do you?" NO HE DOESN'T. AND NEITHER DO YOU.
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The more you look into a lot of famous tumblr Kickstarter scams with your thirty-something brain the more it’s like. Man these weren’t even scams they were just incredibly poorly managed creative projects that fizzled out. This is a thing that literally happens all the time it’s just people outside the immediate team/investors aren’t usually paying attention to it. And also everyone involved is like 19 so they don’t know how a complex, multi-year creative project works.
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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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