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you gotta stop making me insane about mumbo when i’m supposed to be going to bed man 💔 (they say as they’re writing a mumbo fic on ao3 as we speak)

our time difference is so funny to me like, it's 7am over here and i just woke up and my inbox is filled with people talking about mumbo's stupid hands and his long legs and what he looks like in shorts

(and they're not saying it directly, but you just KNOW that all of us are thinking about him holding someone by the hips and wedging a firm thigh between their legs and letting them grind off against the pressure to completion 🥴) (the way i can hear mumbo asking someone if it's good for them while it's happening too, as though all the wrecked moaning wasn't enough to tell, encouraging a little, maybe nervous that it's not enough - he's a check in guy i can feel it)

anyway, tell me more about this mumbo fic situation and then go to bed 😂

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woke up and started thinking about mumbo getting titty fucked immediately, happy 7:30am horny thoughts to all those who participate

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oh oh oh also ummm. mumbo in s9 having messed up his sleep schedule rlly bad, so grian pays someone to start fucking him to sleep every night. or maybe starts drugging him and using him while he sleeps idk

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I have this rpf scar thought that I always wander back to-

so. Sex with scar. Getting comfy to ride him but finding that being in charge is kinda scary… and that manifests in being self conscious and anxious to be so exposed to him, even though you still want it. So, to feel better, you get to wear a hoodie of his (preferably the hotguy one) with nothing else while riding him, covering enough to be comfortable and getting to wear his clothes all at once, which drives him crazy :)

oh i am CHEWING on this ask and FROTHING at the fucking mouth.

this is such a good concept holy shit???

Maybe you're both fully undressed when you start to get anxious, covering yourself and rambling apologies... trying to reassure scar that you do want this, really! it's just... a lot.

Scar assures you that hey- it's ok! you can uuuh, he looks around and grabs the first thing he finds, and it just so happens to be the hot guy hoodie.

You accept it gratefully and throw it on. It's a size or two bigger than what you usually wear, so you can pull it down til it covers you entirely.

It's hard to miss the way Scar's pupils go wide and his chest flushes at the sight. He stammers out a compliment about how you look cute, and you gain a little confidence, teasing him about how much it's affecting him.

When you line up and start to sink down the hoodie covers everything, and the fact that he can't see it, but can feel his cock being enveloped in your warmth for the first time- somehow that makes it even hotter.

When you're fully seated you take a minute to adjust to the feeling of Scar filling you up, of having something bigger than your fingers inside you...

Meanwhile, Scar just cant stop telling you how soft and pretty you look like this,,

You tease him for being a little possessive about seeing you in his clothes, and he half-heartedly denies your claims, but when you gently tug the fabric up so he can see where you're connected, his cock twitches hard inside you.

Shyness overcomes you and you cover up again. You try to apologize but Scar won't have it- insisting he's more than happy with whatever you're comfortable with, and you know he means it from the sincere, adoring look in his eyes..

You start to move and Scar just takes in the sight of you,, the way your thighs tremble, the way your mouth hangs open and squeaks out little moans,, the way your cheeks flush pink from the warmth of the hoodie- his hoodie- covering your figure.

It's almost as if he's covering you himself,, like your own body is a special secret, a treasure reserved for only him to see.. (even if he technically doesn't get to see it right now.)

It makes him feel like you're his, and okay. maybe the thought does make his head go light.. but that could easily be from the way you clench every time you're fully seated,, from the tight, hot glide of his cock being absolutely milked as you sink down and pull off over and over again.

And when you really set a pace, when you start to bounce on his lap and the mattress squeaks faintly,, when it all becomes so very real? It has Scar gripping your hips for dear life and making the most broken noises as he fights not to cum embarrassingly quickly.

But you're not that far off yourself, and you pant and moan and your eyes scrunch up as you call out a warning and Scar all but begs you to please, please cum for him... he needs to see it,, needs to see you cum in his hoodie..

And warmth rushes through your core as you fall forward onto your arms, grinding your hips back as you ride out your high, mind going fuzzy from the sheer ecstasy of finally going all the way with Scar..

Faintly you register a different kind of warmth blooming deep inside you, and you hear Scar's constant stream grunts and begs and praises from beneath you as his large, calloused hands pull your hips down firmly on his cock.

Eventually you pass out just like that, Scar buried deep inside you, still connected, and still wearing his hoodie.

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you know, I talk about mumbo's hands a lot but I honestly think I'm the most insanely into him when he's wearing his stupid (it's not stupid it just makes me feel crazy is all) baseball cap and a pair of prescription glasses while pretending to be a character he made up in minecraft

gonna reblog that big rons set again actually don't mind me

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you know, I talk about mumbo's hands a lot but I honestly think I'm the most insanely into him when he's wearing his stupid (it's not stupid it just makes me feel crazy is all) baseball cap and a pair of prescription glasses while pretending to be a character he made up in minecraft

gonna reblog that big rons set again actually don't mind me

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unhinged mumbo content u say? ummm well, this isnt super unhinged but i do fully believe he gets pegged on the regular. i also think he's ridiculous.

vicky also likes to watch him get gangbanged by men. send ask.

disclaimer that I know nothing about vicky's personality and I'm just making this shit up for funsies, also it gets unhinged below so don't worry about not feeling like it's unhinged enough ❤️

also, so sorry if you hate this but we're making it about grian (personal don't add grian to everything about mumbo challenge: failed failed failed)

shoving this under a readmore actually, didn't realize how long we got 😅

I think he didn't think about getting pegged until grian crawled into his lap in the back of that stupid campervan (personal: don't bring up the campervan challenge: failed failed failed) and worked himself open on two fingers, then three, then begged for mumbo to add some of his own (and oh my god, the noise grian made when mumbo's big fingers slid in right beside his own should've been recorded for posterity)

I think mumbo didn't even think about it until grian swore and scrunched up his nose, biting down against his lower lip to kill the wrecked little bubbles of noise that just kept on tumbling out from his throat

I don't think mumbo realized someone could come just from sinking down on his cock - I think Grian squirming and breathing hard, thighs trembling around mumbo's waist CHANGED HIM for the rest of his life

(also when grian really got started, swearing and riding down hard enough to slap their bodies together it definitely nearly made mumbo pass out from how stupid good it was)

I think mumbo got home from that trip and had to sheepishly tell vicky what happened (he waited despite them all travelling together cause he was too worried that grian would suffer some of the fallout if it went bad) and she's... weirdly cool about it, maybe she had an inkling already that something was about to go down/ something had definitely happened

they totally leave it for a while but mumbo CANNOT stop thinking about what it might feel like - he tries to finger himself but it's super awkward and he doesn't really get it figured out and maybe vicky walks in on him one time or sees his porn history or, my preference, mumbo real nervously asks her if she'd be into it -

and vicky is so cool, mumbo is super lucky (and he KNOWS IT) and she's down to give it a shot so they order a strap and

he. gets. wrecked.

whimpering and hitting new noises he's never EVER heard himself make, leaking all over their sheets, coming untouched, coming a second time before he's even recovered from the first one and vicky's talking against his ear with each flex of her hips - talking about what grian might feel like inside him, the strap is great but it's not his good friend who he's been pining for since before anything happened

she asks about the other hermits, asks if he'd wanna take more, maybe take two at once - does he think he could do it, she bets he could, mentions joel and etho and others she knows he's been watching for years -

aaaaaand yeah, yeah, it ruins mumbo forever tbh

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we need to praise Oliver Brotherhood until he cums of embarrassment. Just sayin'...

honestly, yeah. the amount of times that man stammers over his words when anyone pays him even the vaguest of compliments is like hhhh yeah, okay babe, we get it you're already hard and leaking the second someone says something nice to you

what i REALLY need is someone who still makes mumbo a bit nervous (like joel or etho 😌) to tell him how good his builds are, how impressive his redstone is, how cool it is that he did Official work for the minecraft movie (how big and strong and handsome and impressive he is, etc) just so we can all think about him blushing bright red, imagining the way he'd drop a hand down between his thighs to grind up against his palm --

how he'd get even worse at forcing out a coherent sentence and just make all those wrecked and stuttering and very mumbo ™️ noises

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HOOOOLD ON

what’s being written about strong hands, hm?

just a nice little getting jerked off by your friend in the bathroom during a party after you've been invited to hermitcraft season ten fic, you know, the usual 😌

here's a bit for being so interested:

“Christ your hands are big, Mumbo mate,” he says, groaning again when the other man’s hand tightens a little around him, clenching at the easy compliment - he’s honestly a bit lightheaded at how quickly Mumbo is getting him there, “takes Lizzie both to do what you’re, fuck, what you’ve managed with just the one there.”

thanks for the ask 💖

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Also that man rock climbs, which involves supporting his entire weight on just his hands/arms. Conclusion? Imagine how easily he could pick anyone up

-@kitkat-trash

yes, VERY yes, BUT ALSO, please consider how accidentally strong his fingers are, cause like, i bet when he's fingerblasting someone he goes harder than he realizes and leaves his partner feeling super raw and bruised and aching for days

i bet he could make a gal squirt in less than a minute, i bet he'd hit a prostate orgasm in less than thirty seconds, i bet he'd ruin someone entirely with only two fingers

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we need to praise Oliver Brotherhood until he cums of embarrassment. Just sayin'...

honestly, yeah. the amount of times that man stammers over his words when anyone pays him even the vaguest of compliments is like hhhh yeah, okay babe, we get it you're already hard and leaking the second someone says something nice to you

what i REALLY need is someone who still makes mumbo a bit nervous (like joel or etho 😌) to tell him how good his builds are, how impressive his redstone is, how cool it is that he did Official work for the minecraft movie (how big and strong and handsome and impressive he is, etc) just so we can all think about him blushing bright red, imagining the way he'd drop a hand down between his thighs to grind up against his palm --

how he'd get even worse at forcing out a coherent sentence and just make all those wrecked and stuttering and very mumbo ™️ noises

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SCAR: chat says it's big hot where you live, did [your computer] just overheat?

GRIAN: am... am i a big hot?

SCAR: you're a big hot, but is it big hot weather and um–

GRIAN: ohh, yeah, it's warm. it's warm

GEM: happy pride month!

GRIAN: yeah, thanks. happy june

IMPULSE: how's the green couch?

[various laughter]

SCAR: the what?

GEM: we circle back, every time

GRIAN: i'm gonna put my leg down, i'm gonna put my leg down

SKIZZ: where's your leg– yeah, where's your leg?

SCAR: i think i missed the green couch bit

GEM: it, uhhh. means you could be bisexual

GRIAN: HEY EVERYONE, we're playing REPO today, but one of us is sus! go!

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i got possessed and found this after waking up

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I'm still not over how the MCC when Lizzie is pregnant is the MCC Joel wears "LDShadowlady's husband" on his jersey. His walkout in front of thousands of live viewers is a declaration of love. What if I cry

THEYRE SO IN LOVE AND THEYRE HAVING A BABY. LOOK AT THE WAY SHE'S LOOKING AT HIM. THATS HER BABY DADDY.

I am crying I just love love.

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re. tangotekked's dream

the real goal of bimbo school, of course. manslaughter

Yeah after estrogen 101 and history of the color pink is how to dispose of a body

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incoherent (E) - part one, 2.6k grian/ mumbo

TAGS: rpf, teasing, grinding, phone sex (ish), masturbation, implied/ referenced cheating, infidelity, plot what plot/ porn without plot

"You can't- you can't honestly enjoy that," Mumbo tries but Grian can feel the swell of the other man's dick with every drag of his hand, knows Mumbo's getting hard from the idea of it. "Oh, I very much do," he promises, pushing closer into Mumbo's space and moaning low and encouragingly when the bigger man's thigh slips automatically between his own like it belongs there, "think on it for me, would you, Mumbo?"

OR: Grian would really love to go to town on Mumbo; Mumbo takes a tiny bit of convincing.

READ ON AO3 HERE (🔒)

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.