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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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Skylar white is the exact character combination of “person who i’d genuinely fucking hate being around” and “person whose actions i think are genuinely understandable given the circumstances if not overly accommodating” and i think it makes her one of the most enjoyable characters on the show

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can I come over and look at you like this

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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[old art] harness

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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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did trilobites walked among flowering plants

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Your average trans girl relationship be like.

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One small privilege i cherish is i can walk out of shitty birthday dinners and my parents will be all “oooh it’s just cause he’s autistic” instead of the real reason, which is that i fucking hate all these people