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yeehaw

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I know we kind of like Roger X Rayleigh here, but...I can't help but think that Gaban and Rayleigh had sex at least once... Yk...

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

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i didn't sleep before my work because of it...

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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My Strawhat Deck!! (Ofc Vivi is included shes a strawhat TO ME) Been working on these for a while and I'm very happy with how they turned out

I will be turning them into an actual deck of cards btw!!! Very excited to sell them at conventions (More info on my insta @\doodle.list 👀) and eventually online! so keep an out for that hehe

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Hajrudin "He insulted my mother and killed our father!"

Loki: "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch."

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I didn't think drawing a Naruto and Straw Hat crossover would be so much fun!

╰(*´︶`*)╯

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

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Artist: Citromiel on X

I feel you, Crocy. Just give in and accept yourself as you are. I did. 😩

Bird named/themed One Piece characters I am crushing on or have had a crush on:

Doflamingo (flamingo)

Mihawk (hawk)

Aokiji (pheasant)

Marco (phoenix)

Robin (…robin 😅)

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Versus non bird related:

Loki (If he turned up as some kind of mythical bird zoan I would lose my shit 🤣)

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I genuinely believe if Usopp said “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?” at dinner, Sanji would be the one laughing the loudest. You think he’s ever heard that joke before? Absolutely not. He’s been hearing bawdy sailor jokes from the guys at the Baratie but he’s never heard a simple word play joke. He makes shrimp fried rice again a week later and laughs just as hard when Luffy says it.

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This came to me.. in a dream……

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Something something almost every previous Roger Pirate we’ve met sees Roger in Luffy except for Buggy because he’s too busy seeing Shanks

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Make way for the captain! 🏴‍☠️