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logging into this account again to plug my new tumblr and dipping

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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hey yall. fizzy here.

i wanted to officially announce that in the next coming weeks i wont be active on this account anymore. i wont be deactivating, as i want to keep it as an archive for posts ive made that i still love.

i want to thank all the friends ive made, and all the people that have followed me over the past 3 years. thank you all for the memories, both good and bad. thank you for being with me and dealing with my bullshit for as long as yall have. if you want to still interact with me, my new tumblr is @seatreaderspath well, goodbye yall. its been a good run. fizzy, sam, fish, juno, whatever you know me as, out.

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omg i found this video on youtube called “elk hunting chihuahua” and the guy is like “make sure you have a good hunting dog” and just opens his backpack to reveal his lil chihuahua named coco and tells us how amazing she is at hunting

and then he just whips her out and says “you gotta have one of these things, they can track, and they’re just the best hunting dogs in the world” and that was the whole video and honestly i’ve never wanted a chihuahua more in my life

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up on the housetop with shit and balls

down comes good ol’ santa claus

here to pee and poo poo in my ear

and do the very same thing next year

ho ho ho i’m a thot for shit

a thot for shit from saint nick

up on the housetop click click click

that’s the sound of me putting staples in his dick

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That feel when you check out silly bug game cause you’re bored, but oops it’s actually full of really good, wholesome characters

Anyways hi, have some monster muppets (+ size chart)

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How in the world did CDPR get this game past compliance, holy shit

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Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

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guys will eat a cupcake & be like "*giggles* mmm, yummy yummy cupcake! *squeals* mmm! yay, cupcake! so so tasty!"

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hi heres reo. he took like an hour to draw right. dont look him directly in the eyes

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to think we got the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" riverdale monologue because jensen ackles was homophobic to spn fans.... effervescent

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http://chng.it/2TrMRPgFjS

Help stop the gassing of Immigrants!!

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fiamet and gaia! women <3

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The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

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big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

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it is time to stop mourning the death of tumblr for i have made

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