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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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Being told to stop using em dashes in my writing because ChatGPT uses them a lot and people might think it's written by AI...

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Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don't we consider it his duty to escape?. . . If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we're partisans of liberty, then it's our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!
― J.R.R. Tolkien
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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*Every team fighting for points/the championships*
The Sauber side plot:

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oscar on the fast and the curious making a joke of "i don't get paid enough for this!" and then immediately correcting himself and saying "actually i get paid way too much". never change.
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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♡ nice things ♡
stretching after a good nap
birdsong in the morning
yellowed, old books
the smell of freshly baked cake
fuzzy blankets
tears from laughing
twirling around in a long skirt
the fresh, zingy taste of raspberries
hand cream
looking at someone you love
the gentle shine of pearls
smiling for no reason
warm, static clothes fresh from the dryer
a mug of tea on a cold day
pink evening skies
daisies closing their petals for bedtime
white lace and silk
holding hands with somebody
scented candles
old trees
a warm apple tart with whipped cream
the sound of rain on a roof
flowers growing in unlikely places
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