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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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Darkstalker

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Watching our child learn and develop is so funny and amazing like an alien figuring out humans through experiences

Like the look on her face when I tried to explain to her that while yes the plate usually goes in the sink, that this was a paper plate and therefore goes in the trash was similar to what I assume "trying to explain Ground Hogs Day to an extraterrestrial's" face might look like

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here’s my small tip of the day

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don’t get mad at your doordasher if they’re late. they could have been distracted by the majestic plumage of a tom wild turkey fully fanned on the side of the road

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

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We’re all thinking about sociable weavers like three times a day, right?

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Pros of vampirism: cool commissions from over 100 years ago. Cons? You have to pay to see them.