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hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing

peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain

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guys it's ok. everybody knows america isnt real they made it up for supernatural

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Staff have done their best to hide this post, OP's blog has been deleted to hide it. Spread this post as much as you can (ideally through screenshots to avoid it being nuked)

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i hatee this hyperspecific genre of modern poetry that seems endemic to tumblr. have you tried being sincere and looking inward? you can't ALL relate to dogs, cannibalism and tangerines.

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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there IS actually a reason why seconds and minutes (and degrees for geometry) are in base 60 instead of base 10, and if you want to blame someone for that, blame the very specific way Babylonians counted with their fingers.

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But what if it was all a dream

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How the eclipse will look on October 14, 2023

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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Fun fact I never got to share on stream: Tucker Carlson's most recent book did not make the NYT bestseller list. Do you know what book beat it out? Baking Yesteryear by that tiktok cooking twink.

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monday

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.