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The Fantastic Four 💙

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a wall of motherboards ,,,, she's so beautiful

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Railways use to ship helium!

Interurbanera on Bluesky made a post about them and got me cooking.

(Helium car at Jacksonville Florida in the 1990s)

The car says do not hump, which in railway terms mean to not be switched in a hump yard, which is a type of yard that is rough on some types of railway cars but it being a helium car, my brain went elsewhere.

I drew this :3 (If you see it on bluesky, that is my other account)

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Attention Trans employees!

For all of you saying mood everytime you cut out an angle cock, we would like to remind you your health insurance covers bottom surgery.

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@gov-ontario-transit-official can you provide train service? We have people who need to GO places

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We would like to inform you all streetcars on route 4 will be short turning 3 stops before your stop. If you want to know the next streetcar that'll actually get you where you are going, ask the autistic trans girl who is also waiting for it, don't even bother asking staff.

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Crews are reminded that hard shunting is something to be careful about doing with others watching.

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This has been something I have thought about A LOT

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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A reminder to train crews to stop saying "Time to adjust the angle cocks." as loud as you can around passengers. Please put more effort into your sex jokes, you are a professional, we expect a higher standard.

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happy tdov everyone!

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We finally fixed the glitch in the ticket machine software that was sending everyone who bought a ticket to any Springfield to Springfield, Idaho. We apologize for anyone who was affected by this and we will give you free snack vouchers for this inconvenience.

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Another reason to take the train!

Things you can do on the train

Read a book

Watch the scenery

Color

Paint if you have a steady hand

Talk to friends

Play a video game

Watch a film with a portable DVD player

Kill a demon

Take photos

Listen to music

Snack in the Cafe car

People watch

Possibly play cards

Other things

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Women in big hats and sundresses on the Train to San Francisco to gaze longingly into the bay from the Presidio or maybe the top of a hill, Reblog if you agree

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Attention passengers bound for the city loop to make sure that it says loop on your trains destination board before boarding. The metro tunnel upgrades aren't done yet and if you get on a train that says metro on the destination board, you might end up in the contruction dimension where everything is always under construction. I swear this is different from our reality.

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Homosexuals have been found to take 20% more train rides than their heterosexual counterparts based purely off no real research whatsoever

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Platform 4 is temporarly closed for the next few days, someone dropped schrodinger's cat carrier and now the platform simitantiously has a train arriving and departing at the same time. In the meantime, trains that usually use track 4 will use other tracks, so keep an eye on the departure boards for changes!

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Well, I want to ride your SLOWEST train!!

It will take forever to get anywhere, you will give up you current life to ride it. Time will melt away as all you know becomes a mere distance memory as you fail to recall who you were or even that you had a life outside of this train. All you will know is the train, it will become everything to you as everything else feels so far away. You will arrive at your destination having lived countless life times to get there, forgetting even why took then journey in the first place. Would you like that as a return ticket?