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so ranchers huh

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Happy one year of team rancher existence double life anniversary!

Am I too late? Nope, I'm never late! I just live in a different time

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Hear me out guys,

Decked Out! Jimmy looking after the baby wardens and baby ravagers BUT ends up falling asleep in the area where the baby ravagers are kept and Tango notices that Jimmy is missing and later finds his loves cuddled together asleep.

I need this art work

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24l was just the badboys (badly) playing hard to get with their soulmates, change my mind.

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"Make us proud, Jimmy!"

Redstoner! Jimmy Arc when?

i also cannot believe team ranchers interacted outside of hermitcraft-empires & life series im so happy ...

initial sketch :)

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Sleepy afternoons at the ranch

prompt by @vampireautism ! :p

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not pictured is tango falling off his shoulders immediately after into a ravine probably.

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Why Double Life was my (personal) favorite:

-it’s straight up just a soulmates fic trope shoved into a Minecraft server like clearly someone read the fanfiction and just ran with it lol

-BigB putting dog ears on his skin to match Ren🥺

-the ONLY two women on the server were both somehow attached to the only gay man

-Jimmy and Tango, the unexpected paring of cringefail guys that we all adore to this day

-BigB was that bitch. Everyone (grian) wanted him forreal

-That Grian stalactite kill was insane

-the girls and gays were all in one big divorcee group, somehow

-desert duo happened, by some force of nature

-the world’s most romantic summer fling, as demonstrated by two married 40 yr old men (homewreckers you will always be famous to me)

-the whole episode with tango and the warden and how tango kept disconnecting

-Etho and Joel, another unexpected pairing that just matched crazy with crazy (and they built a relation ship)

-5am pearl my beloved, my wet cat of a woman, how I love you forever and ever

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Jimmy’s newest Top Comment video, when at the end he was told to make out with a Blaze, I couldn’t help but think “Well there’s a Blaze hybrid you could make out with.”

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hermitcraft crack headcanon: Ren is a werewolf, yes. Which means that every full moon he turns into a wolf. But like... a minecraft wolf. Who can be tamed with bones. And his "tamed" quality resets every time he shifts back.

Other hermits occasionally compete to be the first one to "tame" Ren for the month, and brag about how few bones they had to use. (Ren claims to remember none of this but if you pranked him recently it's going to take a lot more bones than usual.) The current record holder is Doc, who only had to use three, but Bdubs stubbornly holds that it doesn't count and that Doc cheated by giving Ren a shulker of fully-oxidized copper the day before.

Xisuma quietly added a new advancement to the server that Ren still hasn't found out about. But every month, it'll pop up in chat: "____ has made the advancement [Best Cyber-Diggity-Dogs Forever]".

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Made myself a new header!♡

Here's a full pic of it

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i can’t wait for the next life series, jimmy life, where jimmy solidarity has a singular life and everyone else is tasked with keeping him alive for like, at least 24 full hours. everyone else has at least three lives but they Can gain more if they save jimmy from a particularly perilous situation. the boogeyman is tasked with sabotaging everyone’s plans in any way possible However they cannot directly kill/attack jimmy. jimmy is blissfully unaware of these mechanics and just thinks it’s last life part two, electric boogaloo

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shh, the little creatures living on the ranch are sleeping.

commission for @transbeetleboy :>

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uhh here's some ranchers stuff 👍

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missing ranchers hour

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i think they deserve a little rest <3