❅ my name's sarah and i'm always at least a little bit of a mess ❅
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I am not like most girls, i am most girls, i am every girl, there is only me, i am all girls ever
date me
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Cat Saves Little Boy From Being Attacked by Neighbor’s Dog - Video
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are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside
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HEADCANON: Clint Barton knows how to say, “can I pet your dog?” in 17 languages.
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imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
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i blew him
away with my knowledge of jesus christ our lord and savior hallelujah god bless
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i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the best and bravest pig who ever lived. a true hero. if i had words to make a day for you, i’d sing you a morning golden and true
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he's just going to keep jerking me around and leading me on and :)))) ii know m not gonna do anything about it :)))
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Alright this don’t make no damn sense.
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She’s innocent! Mostly… She killed the neighbour, but the bitch had it coming.
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The one creepin’ in the back is my favorite
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