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sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database
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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
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"Thanks for spending Christmas Eve at the House of Mouse."
SNOWED IN AT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE (2001) dir. Tony Craig
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“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck
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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime
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