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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

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spidey is fun because you could open any random peter parker-focused spider-man comic from any random year with, like, a 50/50 chance of landing on a scene where peter's sucking face or flirting with someone, or actively about to fuck. sometimes on the floor. or the ceiling!

(obviously this does slightly depend on the writer but like... broadly speaking)

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a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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Felt like bumping up all my transformers fics bc it's been a while

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Here's 1.6K of Starbee smut featuring: weird robot anatomy, insectoid Bumblebee, Starscream having feelings, and the godawful decision of hooking up with your ex during a war and trying to tell yourself it doesn't mean anything. Enjoy!

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Finally finished my G1 Starbee fic featuring: a whole lot of bee facts, oblivious pining and flirting, idiots in love [emphasis on the idiots], Starscream being Starscream and Bumblebee getting dragged along for the ride

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Comes in two months late with a hot chocolate. Hey fellas you wanna read a post TFOne fic about Bumblee and Optimus friendship that doesn't infantilise the fuck out of Bee and also makes him the older friend? I just did one! Here's 4.3K of just that

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Title/Link: number 14 Rating: Gen Pairing: Jazz & Prowl & Bumblebee, Pre-JazzProwl romance, Jazz & Soul [OC] Additional Tags: Team as Family, Found Family, Fluff and Humour, Insectoid Bumblebee, Prowl having the most obvious crush in the galaxy Word Count: 5.6K

Summary/Preview:

Jazz leans into his space to swipe a thumb near his mouth, stuttering Prowl's spark. “Ya had some crumbs there, mech,” is the explanation given.

Prowl hopes he isn’t flushing too obviously. He barely manages to say his thanks, too enthralled in watching Jazz’s black glossa lick those same crumbs off his own thumb. Bumblebee nudges his hip. When Prowl looks down at them, they are glancing meaningfully between him and Jazz, a ridge raised as if to say really?

He picks up his steps to escape them. They’re just a little too observant for his tastes.

A/N: I wrote this as a gift to @hotrodsspoiler because his Jazz and Prowl arts simply Inspired Me so I hope he enjoys it when he comes back and gets to see it! You can also find him on twitter and bluesky under the same handle you should go check him out his art is MWAH

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Title/Link: Forged Pen and a Silver Tongue Fandom: Transformers Rating: Teen Warning: none Pairing: Bumblebee/Starscream, Skywarp & Starscream Additional Tags: Divorcees to Fake Relationship [it'll make sense I promise], Yearning, Pining, Insectoid Bumblebee, I'm making Starbee the most complicated romance possible and nobody can stop me Word Count: 3.3K

Summary/Preview:

Whatever snide remarks he had prepared on the way over died in his vocoder as he slammed the papers down on the table, right where Bumblebee was sitting, a wordless hiss leaving his lips instead. He was shaking again, he realised distantly, unable to remove his hand. A worried buzz from his ex snagged at his spark chamber; he refused to show any outward reaction. Soundwave leaned over to take a peek at the papers themself and reared back in their seat as if struck. A hush fell over the room, as one by one every mech present took notice of the bolded court order at the top of the page. When Bumblebee finally looked down to see what had caused such a response, his face fell carefully, eerily blank. “Ah,” they said emotionlessly. “I see.”

A/N: I wrote this entire fic in one sitting as a way to vent about how bullshit the divorce process is in my own country [england] and how long it takes to get anything done. Bon appetite

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Voices Getting Louder (Chase Them All Away)

Fandom: Tranformers Pairing: JazzBee, Jazz & Bumblebee Rating: Gen Additional Tags: Bumblebee Has Psychosis, Insectoid Bumblebee, Jazz Being a Good Bro, Hallucinations, written by somebody who has them, One-Sided Attraction, Bumblebee Has a Crush on Jazz

Summary/Preview:

This was normal. For as long as he could recall, Bumblebee had always been plagued by disembodied voices and sounds, all talking over one another - some louder than others - in a chorus of radio static and harsh whispering commentary towards his life and surroundings. For the most part, he’d gotten used to living with it. It was just noise, he’d reason with himself, because the ghosts surrounding him had never been able to make physical sen--

No. That wasn’t true. There were a few extremely rare instances when his hallucinations had been so awful he’d been completely unable to separate fact from fiction, in turn leaving him discombobulated; dazed; anxious; afraid to leave his own room, for fear of a thing he couldn’t even prove.

And here was Jazz, sitting with him throughout it all without a single care in the world

OR: Bumblebee has a bad brain day and Jazz chooses to hang out with him so he doesn't deal with it alone

A/N: This pairing is so severely underrated I HAD to do a fic for them!! Honestly I thought my first fic for em woulda been smut given my record but hey we won't complain about appetisers

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Powersurge

Fandom: Transformers

Pairing: Starscream/Bumblebee

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 2.5K+

Summary:

When Bumblebee had first suggested this whole endeavour, Starscream could admit to being skeptical. Honestly, it was all his own fault for complaining so much about how easy it was to misplace datapads and mice and stylus’ - after two months of it, Bumblebee had finally gotten fed up enough to snarkily ask if it wouldn’t just be easier to use them instead of wasting shanix on new things that would just go missing within the week. Now, with Bumblebee splayed on his desk, utterly pliant for the task, he could certainly come around to the appeal.

A/N: Hey fellow Starbee enjoyers if you want freaky robot sex with weird robot anatomy I gotchu covered also you have no idea how tempted I was to call this fic 'System Crash'. I am not laying out all the kink tags here click the link it'll be a fun surprise

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Oil-slick Blood

Fandom: Transformers

Pairing: Jazz/Bumblebee

Rating: M

Warnings: Non-con blood drinking [Bee forces Jazz to drink from him]

Summary/Preview:

They lower him down some, so his head’s resting in their lap, clawed digits rubbing soothing circles into his jaw connectors. He stops grinding his teeth. His headache eases -- goes from a sharp stab to a dull throb. “Y’need to eat suttin’,” Bumblebee tells him as if Jazz don’t already know.

“Ain’t got nuttin’.”

He gave the last of it to First Aid. Figured he’d have better immediate use for the stuff. He doesn’t regret doing it at all, but he sort of wishes he’d kept a cube or two just so Bee wouldn’t have to sit here watchin’ him die.

A/N: I watched Sinners and got hit with the urge to write JazzBee blood drinking. So sue me

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Fandom: Transformers

Pairing: Starbee with background Megastar

Rating: T+ for sex references but nothing on screen

Word count: 2.6K

Preview:

Here’s a fact nobody likes to admit: there’s a very good reason why Megatron spends so much time keeping Starscream under heel, distracting him with petty fights and arguments and pushing him around just enough to stop him biting back.

Bumblebee could admit to being impressed by Starscream’s takeover. Seriously, who thinks of making an entire ship out in the depths of space that was capable of one-shotting the entirety of Earth out of existence, and doing so in secret over the course of three years just by taking every other weekend off?

Starscream apparently. Fucking overachiever.

A/N: I'm supposed to be writing an Opbee fic rn and instead I got called back by these two idiots to churn this out in one sitting instead. C'est la vie I go where the muse takes me