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ꜱᴏʙ ꜱᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠɪʟʏ, ᴡᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴅɪᴇ.

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Seems like you left some moldy food in your fridge…

I guess it’s their fridge now

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived

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The biggest difference between Undertale and Deltarune is that Undertale adheres to the forms of children's adventure fantasy (in which most adults are well-meaning but misguided and can potentially become useful allies), while Deltarune adheres to the forms of YA fantasy (in which adults are contractually obligated to be actively malicious, unable or unwilling to acknowledge the existence of the problem, or temperamentally unsuited to provide meaningful aid), and this explains basically everything about why your favourite returning Undertale character is Like That in Deltarune.

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understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

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By the way, the prosecution just violated Luigi Mangione's HIPAA rights and I have not seen people talking much about it

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a friend inspired the design of this character and I thought august was a good time to post her~

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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[scouring a biology book, increasingly stressed]: "Golgi can't be the only apparatus. It can't be."

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Texas GOP are gerrymandering House seats to help Republicans steal the 2026 midterms.

Texas Democrats have left the state to stop the process.

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th