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An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.

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i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

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John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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One time in highschool our teacher said that it was never under any circumstances okay for a boy to hit a girl and I asked “not even in self defense?” and he said “no” so I pointed to the kid next to me and said “so if I just started whaling on this guy then he’d just have to take it? What the hell” and he was like “you two have had the same homeroom for three years do you not know his name” and I was like “that’s not the point right now” and Mr. K if you’re out there reading this I’m still mad about it

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rude

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that is not a normal or cool thing to do

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if you can’t handle me when I’m covered in my own blood then you don’t deserve me when I’m covered in someone else’s blood 💅💅💅💅🫃💅💯💯💯💯

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

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entry level weed for beginners

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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized