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Hey hey everyone. I hate to drop in and do this once again, but given the current nature of my homelife, I feel I'm running out of options. Things are really rough right now, and we need any help we can get. We have seven bucks on our SNAP card, and it won't refill until next week. That's not to mention the bills we're running behind on. This has been a problem all year, with my father being in & out of the hospital throughout the year, from a heart attack, and recently from severe kidney problems. We've been selling what we can through the year, but it's proving quite hard at this point. . .

If any of you could help, by donating or reblogging this post it'd be unbelievably helpful to my family. I will do what I can to repay the kindness in the future.

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              ❝ Wha— ?? Nono, I'm PAN, as in PANSEXUAL— Oh. . . . Ok, I get it. ❞

— “ Don’t let Twilight near anywhere my kitchen, check. ”

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@universalcarnival replied: thank you gay horse

              ❝ I identify as PAN, but it's appreciated nonetheless. ❞

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She is here, strolling along to wish everyone a happy Pride™

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Twi is putting crosses up around her castle after Mint's last post.

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A h. . . . . . .

  silly twilight! no one knows how to princess!

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              ❝ Girls, we might have a problem.              We might’ve forgotten how to princess. ❞

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            She.

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magic duel

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An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme

Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this   + reverse   to change which muse does which action.

tw for implied violence in some

❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training

❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver

❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style

❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder

❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds

❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event

❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat

❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver’s life

❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver

❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist

❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek

❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead

❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver

❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender’s fingers graze the receiver’s fingers

❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle

❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed

❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver’s hair

❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact

❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do

❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss

❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver

❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them

❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back

❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder

❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver

❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver’s cheek

❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face

❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their hand

❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their weapon

❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender’s leg touches the receiver’s leg under the table

❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver

❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall

❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints

❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over

❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death

❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated

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              ❝ My message is slightly delayed this year, though the sentiment hasn’t changed one bit. I hope all of Equestria has had a wonderful Hearts & Hooves day, be it with a loved one, or with family, I hope everypony has felt the love today. ❞

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CUTESY MEMES: Valentine’s Day/Romance Themed 🌸🌹💋 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them, can be romantic or platonic where possible etc.

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪” to reverse the characters where applicable!

💐 - To give my muse some flowers 🧁 - For our muses bake together. 🥰 - For my muse to give yours a romantic complement. 🎬 - For our muses to watch a movie together. 🍜 - For our muses to go out for a dinner date together. 💖 - For your muse to confess their love to mine. ✨ - For my muse to tell your muse about someone they love. 🦢 - For our muses go on a romantic walk in the park. 🍷 - For our muses to share a bottle of wine. 🍝 - For our muses to share a homemade meal. 🧇 - For my muse to make yours breakfast in bed. 🌼 - For our muses to spend valentines day together as friends. 💋 - To give my muse a kiss. 📨 - To send my muse a valentines card. 💝 - For my muse to give yours a box of chocolates

SENTENCES:

“I don’t usually do valentine’s day, but I saw this and thought you might like it.” “What are you doing for valentine’s day? I plan to spend it watching Star Trek in a pikachu onesie.” “You mean the world to me, you know.” “I tried to go all out and pair up the wine but then I remembered I know nothing about wines so I just got this merlot.” “I hate valentine’s day.” “Hey do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.” “This must suck for the valentine’s day teddy bears though…” “You look amazing.” “I just thought today was a great day to say I’m so happy to be with you. I love you.”  “Honey, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.” “I can’t believe my [ partner / girlfriend / boyfriend ] broke up with me the day before valentine’s day.” “I think I have a secret admirer.” “Wanna be my platonic valentine?” “Thanks, [ name ]. Valentine’s day’s always been quite difficult for me, so I’d really appreciate the company.” “Thank you, seriously, thank you so much, it’s a lovely gesture… but I’m allergic to tree nuts.” “I have always loved that IKEA heart cushion, but is it okay? I mean… it doesn’t have a face. Can it breathe?” “I once got married in Club Penguin on Valentine’s day. That was pretty romantic.” “I’m a great valentine to have because I’m never gonna give you up, [ name ], I’m never gonna let you down, I’m never gonna run around and hurt you.” “Hey, if I buy this red velvet cake will you help me eat it?” “Is this an acceptable occasion for us to have the penis pasta?” “So I didn’t realise this could happen, but I think those chocolates are making me tipsy.” “Why is everyone so obsessed with valentine’s day?”

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       This honse truly is one of the most shippable things in existence.

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Twilight Sparkle gets all the mares?

I've been getting a lot of twi related ship asks. So, yes.

She's a harem protag

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vengefulqueen​:

“  My hesitation means nothing,  ”  the changeling snapped, teeth audibly clacking together as she did so,  “  You ponies just like to read into everything far too much.  ”

“  If you’re really as adept as you claim, you should brush up on that a bit more. It seems a little rusty to me. ”   they better be, for her sake.

       Time has hardened Cadance, years ago the mare would easily crumble under Chryssi’s snaps and verbal venom— Now she sees such acts and is merely bemused. ❝ Oh goodness me, Chryssi— Did you research pony behavioral traits in our time apart ? I had no clue I was in the presence of such a mare. ❞

      ❝ But by all means, continue to let your venom fly. Surely somepony as knowledgable as Queen Chryssi would know that whether or not it’s incriminating~ ❞

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alicornae​:

  it’s always good to see her favorite niece out and about!

         It has certainly been nice to witness such a     warm welcome to her return. . . Seems that she should     spend less time away.