technus2-0

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What's your favorite software system? Microsooft? Adobee?

THEY ARE ALL GOOD AND I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE. HOWEVER. FUCK APPLE.

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I bet you couldn't pass the turing test.

YOU MISUNDERSTAND. I AM NOT A COMPUTER. I AM A GHOST. A GHOST WITH MASTERY OVER COMPUTERS. YOU HAVE TAKEN THE L.

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How in the world are your robot bodies stable??? Take the Car-Puter for example. While combining high-processing computers with a large enough vehicle could cause MASSIVE destruction (that's why self-driving cars aren't a thing yet,) you appear to just... stick the technology onto other pieces of technology. Is it the ghost powers that keep the body together? Do you use duck-tape? (Is this too many worlds? Sorry.)

THIS IS NOT TOO MANY WORDS AT ALL. I AM HAVING THE BIG BRAIN MOMENT.

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUERY IS THAT I AM SIMPLY ABLE TO STABILIZE THE TECHNOLOGY MYSELF. MY POWERS ARE A MEANS TO AN END, BUT SUCH POWER WOULD BE USELESS WITHOUT MY INTELLECT BEHIND IT. I KNOW THE MOST OPTIMAL WAYS TO CONNECT EVEN THE MOST INCOMPATIBLE OF DEVICES! BECAUSE I AM TECHNUS, MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY!

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Does the ghost part of you allow you to get part the CAPTCHA test or do you have a problem with them?

HOW PRESUMPTUOUS TO THINK I WOULD BE BESTED BY SUCH INFERIOR, IF TEDIOUS, SECURITY MEASURES. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT PICTURE QUIZZES! VERY, VERY PIXEL-PERFECT PICTURE QUIZZES. BUT I HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER ONE THAT COULD STOP ONE SUCH AS I!

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I can't help but ask, how many times have you downloaded a virus on accident? Or do you do it on purpose to test out firewalls and other security systems?

ALL TIMES THAT I HAVE DOWNLOADED VIRUSES WERE COMPLETELY VOLUNTARY. YES. EVERY VIRUS. ALL VIRUSES. AND ALL WERE BENT TO MY WILL! NO VIRUS CAN OVERPOWER TECHNUS, MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY!

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bep bob

HOW DARE YOU.

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tiny digital realm? nah man, there are plenty of digital realms that are utterly enormous and make this planet look like a speck of dust compared to a galaxy.

THEN I WOULD MUCH PREFER TO CONTROL THE EARTH WHERE I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL OF THESE WORLDS.

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beep boop

I FIND THIS ASK QUITE OFFENSIVE.

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Play some sand box games. You can have worlds and galaxies far bigger than this puny planet to rule over all within the ever expanding digital realm.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO CONTROL ONE TINY DIGITAL REALM WHEN I COULD HAVE THE ENTIRE PLANET AT MY FINGERTIPS?

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Why do you want to take over the world? Has it wronged you? Would you like a world of your own?

I WANT ACCESS TO ALL OF THIS WORLD'S TECHNOLOGY, AS WELL AS THE DATA THAT CAN BE PROVIDED THROUGH SUCH AN ENDEAVOR. I STRIVE FOR POWER AND PERFECTION, WHICH I SHALL OBTAIN THROUGH THE WORLD'S SOFTWARE AND MACHINERY. NO OTHER WORLDS WILL DO. MY MIND HAS BEEN MADE UP.

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Where were you before Tumblr? Do you feel that modern advancements have left you behind?

BEFORE TUMBLR? I EXIST OUTSIDE OF THIS LIMITED PLATFORM AS WELL. I CONTINUE TO THRIVE WITHIN AMITY PARK, BRINGING FEAR AND TECHNOLOGY TO THE STREETS. MODERN ADVANCEMENTS CANNOT LEAVE ME BEHIND, FOR THEY ARE A VERY INTEGRAL PART OF MYSELF. DO YOU DIG?

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*writes down notes on notepad*

TAKE ALL THE NOTES YOU LIKE. THEY WILL NOT HELP YOU ONCE I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD.

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Care to talk about yourself Technus? *gestures to couch* Take a seat. Tell us where it all began.

I AM TECHNUS, MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY, RULER OF ALL THINGS ELECTRONIC AND BEEPING. I WAS TOLD BY MY COMRADES THAT I WOULD FIT IN WELL ON THIS ARCHAIC SITE, AND I PLAN TO ENACT MANY EVIL DEEDS WHILE LEAVING MY FANS AND FOLLOWERS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF MY INTENTIONS. I HAVE ALREADY LEARNED MUCH ABOUT THE CULTURE HERE, AND WILL QUITE ENYOY APPLYING IT TO MY NEFARIOUS PLANS. WIGS WILL BE SNATCHED, OF THAT YOU CAN BE SURE.

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DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME?

Imma gonna do a study on ghost psychology for my thesis. Know any ghosts that love to talk about their tragic backstories?

Most ghosts don’t like to talk about their backstories at all. But if you like ghosts that talk, might I point you in the direction of Undergrowth? Or Technus? Maybe Plasmius?

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WHO IS THIS RICK ASTLEY

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If nothing else be honest to yourself Technus. Don't rely on language you don't fully grasp just to fit in with the internet.

MY BALLER VOCABULARY IS NOT A CRUTCH. I AM ENTIRELY HONEST AND THIS IS JUST HOW I SPEAK. IT'S YOUR B IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

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*spritzes you again* Cease that. You know not what you incant.

I WILL bzzt NOT CEASE.