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✨Star Struck✨

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“i can think of nothing more tragic than to hear that call and not answer it” has actually pushed me to do so many things. fuck off auron

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Phone Calls Work Better Than Boycotts

~Youtube support (technically youtube tv support)- 877-763-9810

~Google support- (866) 246-6453

~Alphabet customer service-(650) 253-0000

Tie up their resources. Terrify their masters.

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365 days with u 💕

★ bsky | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

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I just got married today lol now I'll wear this silver wedding band forever

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Me: oh boy, time to make some tea for breakfast. Let’s open up the airtight box I keep all the teabags in and see what we’ve got.

Foil packet of chamomile: pick me! c:

Foil packet of green tea: pick me! c:

Opened foil sack of 50 Masala Chai teabags: when you unsealed me you sealed your fate. The others hide their aroma in single serve packs, but when you open this box, I am all you smell. The spice must flow. Come, white boy. Consume that which your ancestors destroyed mine for.

Me: man that chai smells good

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS #MyFriends

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Does no one wanna cuddle with the bros anymore

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The boycott is working, y'all. YouTube is panicking, trying to get people to buy Premium. They're advertising themselves on other platorms, when YT used to be the place to advertise. They're trying to bribe people with discount codes.

IT IS WORKING

Keep fighting the good fight

If you don't know about the YT boycott, I summarized it here

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Pets

What I THINK the Yuurivoice boys would have for pets (with their partner)

I will be drawing these at a later date

Alphonse

SNAKE OWNER ALERT

Man's has a calico firefly ball python named Zephiroth, Destroyer of Worlds.

Getting him was probably Boo's idea, but he was always down for it

He also thinks watching Zephiroth eat mice is metal as hell

Seth

DILF!Seth canonically has a bulldog named Rudy, so that's in consideration

Yeah, he's a dog person. Likes the "big tough ones" especially because they're misunderstood.

If he didn't have a bulldog, he'd have a Rottweiler or a Pittie

Dog is also a registered ESA because oh my god this man needs it.

Auron

Reads as a cat person to me, but doesn't dislike dogs

Absolutely would have a black cat who's shy and doesn't really like anyone other than him (not aggressive, just hides and hisses. Really likes Rookie tho)

But with Rookie, I can see them having a purse-dog. Like a Yorkie or a Pomeranian. Gives it the most brooding, Gothic name on the planet (or names it after a character from an Edgar Allen Poe work)

Charlie

He's got Deep Dish the Raccoon. What else could he need?

If he DIDN'T have DD though, he reads as a rodent owner (big shock)

Feel like he owned a hamster as a kid, named it Missile Launcher. He and Casper co-parented the thing for its entire 4 year life.

Finn

I have 2 separate answers for this one

Finn absolutely keeps bees in the backyard. It's good for the plants and good for the planet. Calls them his "favorite little pollinators"

BUT he and Sunflower also DEFINITELY have a goat.

Like... a baby goat.

She'll occasionally headbutt his legs while he's working, but her horns haven't grown in yet so it's just a blunt pain.

Their goat is their child. That's their BABY.

It's their... kid

I'll see myself out

Faust

If I can be a little out of left field, I feel like he owns a chameleon.

He owns an Ambanja Panther Chameleon, which are bright blue by default.

He has styled outfits entirely around his little buddy's mood that day.

Sometimes talks to his little friend instead of Auron, because at least his little friend listens to him (said with all the sass)

The more I say it, the more I think he literally named it "Little Friend"

"It's got little guy energy. The little dude levels are off the charts."

Lucien

He ABSOLUTELY had a hellhound as a child.

Got a massive dog after moving in with Angel. The kind that sleeps outside most nights, barks at intruders, and devours an entire rotisserie chicken in five minutes.

They're kindred spirits, you see.

This dog was also not named for the first year he had him, they had to establish a bond first.

But Angel had been calling him "big guy" the entire time, and it kind of stuck.

It was either that or Lucario, and "Big Guy" rolled off the tongue better.

Jack

No clue why, but this man reads as a Sugar Glider owner

Has kinda just had it forever, named it Toast

That's his son, you see

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"Spamlike = block"

uhh no fuck you? spamlike = marriage

we're married and have 11 kids now.

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harry potter urls get blocked and people reblogging my shit with their harry potter ships in the tags get blocked and dumbasses who have shit bios like "marauders and drarry 4ever but I think jkr is a big meaner don't worry" you're getting blocked and I'm shoving you in a locker

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under his care

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t4t wolf4wolf

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im feeling so annoying rn

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A powwow, anywhere

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when you like a zero note post you're taking its virginity. pervert.