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[teensnek-blog]

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I was listening to music in my living room, pretending that I was the singer and and showing the students at my school the videos and they realize that I’m this amazing person who they regret not hanging out with me, you know, normal teenage stuff! but Whilst I was doing that, I became all philosophical and started thinking about some deep shit when I Realized that I could Just type this in some sort of anonymous, teeny, gay, acne ridden teen style. So, I was like “I’m gonna make a BLOGSPOT FOR THIS BECAUSE THAT’S TRENDY” I had a few technical difficulties with doing that so I just made a brand-spankin-new blog on my inactive tumblr account, I would like to be anonymous because I think that way you can form opinions on me just for my typing and thoughts but if I somehow become some fucking famous gossip gay, You can guess me from my details that may slip out in my posts and If you’re right, I’ll tell you!  I wanted to make my name “TeenSenek” but I forgot the extra “e” so I’m just a memey snake on the verge of going through an awkward emo phase. I never thought of myself as some hipster, literature asshole who’s typing this on his macbook with a granite texture cover in a starbucks because that’s not what I am. I’m just a nerdy, gay kid that’s greatest accomplishment in terms of literature is finishing several diary of a wimpy kid books in one day, not in the SAME day ofc. I’m actually supposed to be reading 4 chapters of to kill a mockingbird for my english class rn but I am the lord of procrastination so. I’m actually quite enjoying this. It’s kinda like therapy. I can read this in the future when I have a husband and we’re both wearing matching turtlenecks while I’m petting my cat named xavier going “hmmm, This is the closest to a pussy I’m ever gonna get” in a british accent. If you think I actually wanna end up like that then you should know if i end up like that then you have the right to stab me with a samurai sword, here, you can use this post as consent because CONSENT IS IMPORTANT, But if I get a cat, I’ll name it gertrude or janice because I like naming shit old lady names. Well I’m gonna go read those chapters of TKAM because my english teacher already has my parents on speed dial.

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