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Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:

You don't owe anyone anything

Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others

We owe each other everything

Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival

You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn’t have to be mind games it’s okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw

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sexiest thing a character can do is drag their past around like it's a dead body tied to their ankles

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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

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"i asked chatgpt" well i asked selina meyer and she said fuck off

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I crave conversations that go from “how’s your day” to “get on your knees” in six texts or less

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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VEEP — 5.09

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Just coloring my way through the Bobs Burgers Official Coloring Book

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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Chelsea Dingman, Through a Small Ghost

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Can I come over and bite you I mean bite you I mean bite you um I mean bite you sorry I mean bite you fuck I mean bite you so hard it leaves days long marks and bruises oops I mean