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As someone who is rarely ill it’s amazing how much of a wimp I am when I’m recovering. “Oh no I puked 3 days ago. The only reasonable course of action is to go to bed at 7:30 in the evening”

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I just threw up for the first time since I was about 14. Wild how I used to be terrified of doing it but now I’m just amazed at how quickly it relieved my stomach pain lmao

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Now normally I’m against us getting all the shitty North American fast food chains brought over to the UK like we’re just a colonised 51st state but I will excuse Tim Hortons cos Timbits are so goddamn good. Godspeed you funky Canucks

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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

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shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc it’s easier

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc it’s safer

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc they don’t feel like they can pull off anything else

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc presenting as their real gender is impossible

shoutout to nonbinary people who present as their assigned gender bc they want to

shoutout to nonbinary people whose presentation is mistaken for their assigned gender but is in fact how they express their real gender

just because we might “look cis” doesn’t make us any less nonbinary and tbh fuck anyone who says otherwise

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My phone broke so I switched back to iPhone. I’m so used to the under screen fingerprint sensor on Samsung that I keep trying it on this and getting annoyed it doesn’t work lmao

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i am basing my list of which bottle comes from which bottling plant on dubious sources (reddit randos), in reality this is incidental to the poll which is entirely about the shape

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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted