temporarynameiwillchange

[temporarynameiwillchange]

i wanna get stoned and cum twenty times

[temporarynameiwillchange]

dealer: got some straight gas its called “Kerbal Space Program aerodynamic system” itll have you zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever

(2 hours later)

me: dude i swear i just saw my fuselage create this extra drag out of nowhere

my buddy, pacing the room: the center of lift indicator is lying to us

[temporarynameiwillchange]

was delighted to see people enjoying the scavenger's design :'D

[temporarynameiwillchange]

big egg

[temporarynameiwillchange]

mmm soob

[temporarynameiwillchange]

freaky little scavenger

[temporarynameiwillchange]

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

[temporarynameiwillchange]

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

[temporarynameiwillchange]

knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

[temporarynameiwillchange]

DJ Morrow (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

[temporarynameiwillchange]

[temporarynameiwillchange]

[temporarynameiwillchange]

I can't believe "Misandry is real" is a real opinion that people hold. What a joke

[temporarynameiwillchange]

“The Slur Song” by @bigfoots-biggest-fan as performed by Cisero @ The Prohibition Cabaret

I fucking love this song so much and as soon as my friend played it for me for the first time, I knew I had to perform this. This is just such a banger song to perform at any drag show bc I am given plenty of people to point to. Not to mention that I had my family front row for this one.

The coat for this look took 40 hours to bedazzle alone (and gave me a serious case of solvent poisoning-) and the paper pad took me about 4 hours to complete in total. I’m glad I managed to get these pictures from @/solcm15 on insta so I at least have some good pictures of this beast. Needless to say, I’ve changed how I bedazzle from now on.

Just look at this hot bitch… Everyone gets to have a meeting with the Drag HR Manager and I hope to perform this number so many more times ❤️

[temporarynameiwillchange]

Lisa Wright (British, b. 1965)

Beneath the Strangeness of it, 2020

Oil on canvas

[temporarynameiwillchange]