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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

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I made a quiz where you can try to see how well you can identify Wasps.

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eroticising guilt is fun and reliable but let's not overlook the potential for eroticising lack of guilt. i don't feel bad about what i did and i'm helpless with terror in the face of what that says about me. of who i could become if i let myself acknowledge it without a firm hand to hold me back from going too far. without someone to restrain me. someone to unchain me. someone who'll take what i can give them.

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i’m one of the first women to get white boy wasted

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this man is about to be banned from the public library for being too stinky

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Comics are the perfect medium they’re so perfect that God made them really tedious and unrewarding to produce so that we wouldn’t be completely overwhelmed by them

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Many people liked the idea of a bird au, so here are some more arts on this topic.

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I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in.

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Uhhhhhhh... now for a break from our regularly scheduled mpreg crack to share.... this!!!

I made this drawing in honor of our fordsy making it to finals week in the poll! I'm so proud of him!! :') It's been a long, arduous battle, and I know there were times I wasn't sure we'd make it... but we're here at the penultimate moment before victory, and it already feels SWEET!! To celebrate, I wanted to draw him with pure, unadulterated Bottom Energy. I didn't know it at the time, but it was brought to my attention that there's something called "bottom ford week" happening on twitter right now, so I feel very in synch with the universe. God said "this is what you should be doing my child. Go on. draw the triangle porn."

If you've been enjoying my dumb comic, maybe consider... supporting me on patreon! If you want! You can see the full thing there. Oh, and I made two versions of this drawing, cuz I couldn't choose which I liked more:

Besides that there's a bunch of other billford stuff on there

Ok that's enough goodbye

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Our newest unofficial video series—deep-sea animals that dance better than you 💃

Most sea cucumbers live a sedentary life on the bottom of the ocean, sifting through sediment to find detritus that rains down from above. But some sea cucumbers temporarily leave behind the life of eating and pooping on the seafloor to go for a swim. They may do this as a defense behavior or to find a mate. Sea cucumbers have adapted in remarkable ways to master the challenges of living in the deep sea.

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SCREAMING

been thinking about ford playing piano again on one of soos' keyboards that he left behind in his room....

also i think soos should get him into rhythm games as a treat

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been thinking about ford playing piano again on one of soos' keyboards that he left behind in his room....

also i think soos should get him into rhythm games as a treat

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Spurious Latin plurals are great fun if you're a specific flavour of nerd, but improperly constructed verb tenses are a game anyone can play. The past tense of "screenshot" is "screenshat".

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tell me why the massachusetts unemployment office is using CASTIEL NOVAK as their example??