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Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people
No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.
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not a new revelation by any means but imagine my shock when I realized that telling people how you're doing and being honest about your feelings does, in fact, help. not just in the lightening the mental load aspect (although that's huge) but people can't support you if they don't what's going on. which. appalling. a recent example is I have this job interview tonight, right? for a job I really, really, REALLY want. but I hate interviews and this one is particularly heinous and I'm so nervous I feel genuinely sick to my stomach. and instead of doing what I would normally do- pretend that I don't care and it's no big deal and I feel nothing about it- I have been honest with people and been like yeah, for real, I'm going to shit myself. I want to cry when I think about. and instead of going into it 'alone' like I normally would I woke up this morning to multiple texts from my friends wishing me good luck and telling me how great I'm going to do. and offers to go out and celebrate after, even if I don't get the job, just to celebrate the fact that it's over. and anyway. there's really no point to this post but I love my friends&family and when this job interview is over I am going to go out and celebrate
#it's a fucking cooking competition style interview if that makes it make more sense also LOL#me#masterchef has always been my worst nightmare and somehoe I ended up with a job interview where I have to make 3 courses#with surprise ingredients within a two hour time limit#NIGHTMARE!!!! NIGHTMARE!!!! but that's ok BC my friends are cool
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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.
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every other animal probably finds humans so corny with the this is what it means to be human shit. a warthog who rolls around in the mud isn't thinking truly i alone understand that this is the meaning all warthogs before me have tried to find in their lives. she's thinking this luxurious mud bath really hit the spot for me. maybe i'll drink water at some point this week or maybe i won't because i can actually go months without it which is a really neat fact about us warthogs. but she isn't making a whole fuss about it
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#tripping over my shoelaces while.skipping to the bathroom in first grade and hitting my head on the door frame#got 12 stitches for that little number#then multiple burns but mostly just from being careless with a sheetpan lol
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“hey what’s the vibe for the fall?” great question!!

it’s actually this image for the 18th year in a row
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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America
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I'm the guy who goes under rain clouds and pokes holes in them with a long stick to get the water going
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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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