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crying

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So, I’m gonna finally play a lancer game as a player and I am very excited

I get to use a stupid Sherman idea that is like a support Sherman

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I wanna make it clear that I love all my players equally

But I wanna talk about one in particular

The characters name is Meow, call sign being Kitty

“Oh so it’s a cute cat girl? Nice, so she can be all chaotic and stuff-“

No she’s a cat

Just a straight up house cat

And this cat? Expert on explosives.

This cat is so saturated with gunpowder that it’s almost impossible to get it off

This cat on the regular steals explosives from the armory

This cat has no self control and is currently trying to make the BIGGEST BOMB IN HISTORY

I love this cat

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Tales of a lancer gm

Today I used flesh monsters to traumatize my party!

It went swimmingly!

The blitzed the final boss (not surprised) and it was more fun then I’ve ever had

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Cooper says seatbelts and hardsuits are for pussies

Character comm done for a dear friend of mine

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You know

I think lancer isn’t meant for parties bigger then 3 people

Cause the last fight I ran was so much more intense and fun

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Look at this lil war criminal

Izzy taking down the massive piece of Nazi propaganda. May 6, 1937. Manchester Township, New Jersey

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Unfortunately

Do you ever just think

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Beautiful

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Lancer, as a ttrpg, is fun and rewarding for good planning and interesting ideas you can explore as a player

But as a gm for a group of heavily min maxing and borderline insane players, it can be so frustrating and oh so rewarding at the same time

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Hey ima reveal the deepest good secret

I love a good meatball sub with bacon, pickles, olives, pepperoni, mayonnaise, cheddar and mozzarella cheese.

I love this so much and I am tired of pretending I don’t

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Fun story that just happened! The Fed Ex driver was blasting loud af music and I thought for sure some demon was singing Taylor swift as it tries to hunt me down

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Finally watching doctor who and

Wow

This cgi is kinda bad

But it’s weirdly endearing

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Damn im trying to be the funny trans girl but

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I gain fears like I get candy

Not often but I end up with my skin crawling for 19 hours

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My gf won’t let me devour my friends, she won’t let me eat her cat

Can’t have shit anymore

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I’m going to cause problems