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if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month
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Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink
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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
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orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse
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Japanese Breakfast - Savage Good Boy Directed by Michelle Zauner
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& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage
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