18+ MDNI Call me Crypt/Cryptic! (he/him) (18) - this is mainly just a porn blog tbh - dms are always open!
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yall they finally invented sex that you don't dissociate halfway through, this is revolutionary
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on learning to be a boy.
unknown // noah kahan // anaïs nin // placing the blame - self// ineloquent-creature - tumblr // keaton st. james // isle of dogs(2018) // chemtrails over the country club - lana del rey // florence + the machine // bone deep, m.v.e // lena oleanderson // unknown // die your daughter - susannah joffe // death-born-aphrodite on tumblr // hey cowboy - silas denver melvin // looking like you just woke up - the front bottoms // true trans soul rebel - against me! // by anna haifisch // fake your death - my chemical romance // the naomi letters - rachel mennies
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50 Questions Just Because
What are three shows in your watchlist that you’ve been meaning to get to?
Describe your favorite pair of socks
Do you like smoothies?
What do you wear when you have to dress nicely?
How do you like your eggs?
What do you use to keep your place when you’re reading a book?
What color dominates your closet?
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
What sounds or scents calm you down?
What’s your favorite kind of uquiz question? (Lyric, color, aesthetic, etc)
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
What’s something about your best friend that you love?
Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil?
What are some places where you feel most at home?
Do you have any houseplants? Do any of them have names?
Describe your favorite hoodie. How long have you had it? What makes it unique?
What’s the last thing you ordered online?
What’s one historical event that you would have liked to have witnessed?
What’s your favorite Halloween costume from when you were a kid?
What kind of math are you best at?
What’s your favorite period in art history, your favorite famous work and/or your favorite style of art? If you don’t know any that’s ok!
Iced or hot drinks?
Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?
Are you a good driver?
Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Are there any that you want?
Can you cook or bake? If so, what are some of your specialties?
Do you have any keychains on your home or car keys? Describe them!
Can you swim very well? Do you like swimming?
Did you play with Legos as a kid? What was your favorite set?
Is your closet organized? If so, how?
What’s the last music video you watched?
If you could dye your hair any color, regardless of how you think it would look, what color would you choose?
Headphones or earbuds?
Can you read analog clocks?
Describe your favorite stuffed animal, either now or from when you were a kid.
What’s an arcade or table game (air hockey, ping pong, etc) that you’re really good at?
Do you mind if others are in the kitchen when you’re cooking or baking?
What’s one show you watch or musician you listen to that your friends know nothing about?
What was the best part of your day today?
What’s your favorite kind of tree?
What scent is your deodorant?
Do you have any games on your phone? If so, which one(s) is/are your favorite?
Do you shower with the lights on or off?
What do you do with spare change?
Do you have good handwriting?
What’s the last thing a friend recommended to you that you looked into and actually liked?
Do you like to go on walks?
Do you have a favorite plate or bowl?
What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s raining?
Describe your perfect sleeping conditions
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
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when conan gray said "but the church bells won't stop ringing on an undead wedding day, and you've spent the summer drinking while I spent it being erased" I. uh. ouch.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
it said it was gonna rip me apart 💞 T4T fwb are magical beautiful creatures that need to be protected forever and have no legos ever in their path
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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America
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No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just come out the other side. Or you don’t.
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okay fuck all my vent posting cause. holy fuck. a transfem older than me calling me "little one" fixed it.
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I am watching you wonder whether or not you could live with the controversy of loving me, if I'm far enough estranged from Dolores and Vanessa to make this reasonable. I feel too old and too young and too everything for all of it.
#sober vagueposting#I don't want to be a fucking morality crisis for anyone anymore#whether it's because I'm younger or broken or whateverthefuck#if you love me say it with your chest#but also please don't love me.#please be apprehensive.#please see my behavior and the way I look and the way I talk and decide that you can never see me as anything more than a brother#so I can care about you without the morality crisis#and we can both come out of this unscathed#(best friend was like “I'm gonna see you post about this on tumblr”)#(hope you had your notifs on I guess)
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she was understanding!! yall don't care but omgggg I've been feeling sm gender euphoria for like two days..I'm so boy
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leaving her house before she wakes up cause my childhood best friend really wants to hang out...really hoping she doesn't think I'm a dick or something cause she's so sweet
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when the "pass it, little brother" starts to hit different (non-sexual) and you get unironically attached...oh nooooo
#got so high with her and then my roommates locked me out#so now I'm stoned af sleeping in her bed while she's on the couch#i feel like such a boy#t4t friendships are magical
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