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I'm not saying I can't be a bad guy I'm just saying the times I have it's never been me on the winning side you know
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It's gonna sound crazy but a while ago I was approached by someone wanting to whisk me off into the woods to be an assassin
Admittedly I'm not sure how well I'd do that job but I'm fairly sure it pays better AND no-one there knows me
But it doesn't really matter, I kiiinda missed the boat. And I like gum anyway.
hey guess who got offered a new job and instead of doing that new higher paying job that was way above anything i’ll ever get in my life, decided to sit around and lick used gum off of the ceilings
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UNDERAPPRECIATED
just putting that word out there. for no reason.
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i’m actually really smart i promise. i built a space ship. myself. with alien tech. and it worked.
#NOOOOT that it matters i mean#everyone here's done something amazing#it's more like 'oh hey tina you saved the world today great job '#'oh toad someone puked all over the toilet'#ic
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i don’t know what i was thinking. being an assassin out in the middle of the woods with a bunch of strangers? probably better than being a janitor in a school full of people who know me.
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From the Wikihow article “How to Keep a Toad As a Pet”
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http://www.adelaide.edu.au/news/news95082.html
i’m crying at BEELZEBUFO
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not that i want to go back to that stuff again. it wasn’t great. but a job that doesn’t involve eating gum ( YES I KNOW I COULD JUST THROW IT AWAY BUT EVENTUALLY IT’S LIKE A COMPULSION) would be nice.
#i mean. i'd go back to it. for a certain person#but whatevs#been there done that got the t shirt#kinda dont fit the tshirt anymore and its stained and ugly but its one of those shirts you can't just throw away because i miss magneto#wait#let me start that again#actually let me just shut up here#ic
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i am so GREAT at messing things up. hire me if you’re looking for a mindless goon because that’s about the only thing i could do with only about.. 70% failure rates
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reach into your school bins and find a slimy friend
#ooc#this is a wip so no rebloggy kfdjgfds#LOOK I JUST.. LOVE TOAD.. and i want to make his design more like the more recent comments he looked way 2 Twink-y in my last drawing
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hey guess who got offered a new job and instead of doing that new higher paying job that was way above anything i’ll ever get in my life, decided to sit around and lick used gum off of the ceilings
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i’m here so you can all start pity liking things i say and do again
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there wasn’t actually an induction. they noticed i was eating bugs and junk off the floor and thought i might as well carry a mop while i do it
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ekhidne replied to your post “What's the best way to remove stains from fur? Asking for a friend.”
but aren't you a janitor? Isn't there a secret janitor cabal where you learn these things?
i was banned from the Janitor Induction when i ate some old gum out of the demonstrators bare hand
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sorry to everyone i promised anything of any kind to, i’m afraid i’m a disappointment so you’ll have to just be, you know, disappointed
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