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Come play with me

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I block feelings

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So you like ‘Samu better, huh…. allow me to change your mind

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Help how do u stay loyal to one haikyuu character theyre all so FINE???

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❝ haikyuu boys reacting to getting headlice ❞

an - i couldnt possibly tell you where the motivation to write this came from but here you go

HINATA SHOUYO

-> he doesn’t care. they’re little bugs living rent free in his head? who is he to kick them off his head when they’ve probably settled, made a nice home and got a growing family started? considerate king but disgusting

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

-> disgusted. but also thinks just a few rinses of water will do the trick. he doesn’t understand he’s actually got to get in there and pull them out. miwa is horrified walking into the bathroom to see tobio leaned over the bath with a tub full of cold water he’s ultimately wasted. he’s lucky miwa knows what she’s doing

TSUKISHIMA KEI

-> no mercy. rips the little mfs off his head like nobodies business. his brother can only stare in awe and disturbance. kei isn’t scared over a few bugs they’re only a minor annoyance. he won’t tell a soul he had headlice though and if anyone were to snitch on him, he’d probably shake a few off his head and onto yours.

YAMAGUCHI TADASHI

-> stressed. his hairs kinda long so they’re a pain the ass to get out some may think he’d be a little hesistant to tackle them alone but yams has several lice killing lotions in his bathroom ready to use. he is sympathetic but no way is he letting little bugs crawl around his head while he’s around tsukki

TANAKA RYUUNOSUKE

-> the bugs don’t even get to step on this kings prestine head,, next caller !!

NISHINOYA YUU

-> merciless. who tf do these bugs think they are stepping onto his territory? feral. probably put a few in a jar after pulling them out to bark at them and show them that they’ve crossed the line stepping onto his head

ASAHI AZUMANE

-> have sympathy for the guy they’re gonna be a nightmare for him. more upset than anything. now he’s being reduced to being ridiculed by tiny ass bugs too? give the guy a break. gets them out within the first day because he’s not going to suffer longer than he has to and continues doing the treatment for the rest of the week even though they’re certainly long gone

SUGAWARA KOUSHI

-> brutal. like tsukki he’s got no shame in just ripping them out. suga is the type of guy to catch spiders and gently let them out the window and not kill them. lice don’t get that treatment from him. will straight up throw them down the drain and smirk in the process

DAICHI SAWAMURA

-> just another minor occurrence for him. he’s got short hair it’s no biggie. will probably get his mother to help just to make sure he does it right but overall he’ll get rid of them effectively and quickly you wouldn’t even be able to tell he had them in the first place

KINDAICHI YUUTAROU

-> good. he deserves them. maybe this will teach him to get a good haircut. at least the lice like your cut g

KUNIMI AKIRA

-> tortures them after. probably wets a paper towel to keep them stuck to and jabs at them with a thin needle after he’s got them out. sadist little bitch probably has a deadpan expression while doing it too. the lice fear him across the country and avoid him from now on

KYOTANI KENTARO

-> again he’s got short hair so they’re not too big of a pain to get out but why the hell did they have to pick his head? probably picks them out and just throws them wherever he has no regard for where they land and who might catch them from him

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO

-> little bugs are just chilling no biggie. probably tells the team he’s got them and shakes his head near them to piss them off. oikawa keeps his distance approximately 5 metres and refuses to be included in any rotation makki is in during practice. even after he gets rid of them he doesn’t tell the team and continues shaking his head near them just to ‘keep them on their toes’

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

-> won’t tell anyone other than makki. the two probably pick them out and throw them in oikawas direction leaving their captain confused as to why the hell the two of them keep throwing ‘nothing’ at him. probably gets rid of them within a week and sleeps with a shower cap on so they don’t touch his pillow, that’s his only rule while they spend their vacation on his head

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

-> isn’t scared of no bugs. probably would keep one and press it down just to stick in his childhood bug diary and sneers at how inferior the lice is compared to the other cooler bugs he’d caught before. his hairs short so again it’s not a huge issue for him. he’ll get rid of them quickly and effectively without too much hassle

OIKAWA TOORU

-> screams. begs iwa to take them out for him insisting that it’s his hobby but iwa rejects and leaves oikawa to handle it alone. oikawas sister dips as soon as she finds out and oikawa believes this is the end of his life. after a week of moping and being a brat, iwa gives in and sorts it out for him to finally give him a peace of mind.

LEV HAIBA

-> never had lice before and is genuinely interested rather than concerned. where did the little bugs come from? why do they like his hair so much? is he the chosen one? probably let’s them live on his head for a while until they become infuriatingly itchy and yaku finds out he’s been letting a cult of lice live on his head and forces him to get treatment

KOZUME KENMA

-> thinks bleach with solve it. everyone who hates kenma’s dark roots better be ready for them to go because he will just bleach the shit out of his hair and assume it’s killed them all. for the next few months his hairs gonna be nice but he’ll let his roots grow out again and you’ll secretly hope for him to catch lice again just so he’ll touch up his damn roots again

TAKETORA YAMAMOTO

-> it’s the blonde mohawk that’s the issue. why tf did he have to make his hair to awkward to work with. doesn’t take him long to get out but he probably picks them out walking home from practice or school and just chucks them in bushes or drains he walks past

MORISUKE YAKU

-> you really think he’s about to let some stupid bugs live on his head and not pay rent? absolutely not. has several different brands of lice treatment lotion and uses at least 4 in one go. that amount of chemicals probably isn’t good for you in one go but his only goal is to kill the lice which he achieves. these bugs are mercilessly killed, revived and killed again all in one treatment session

KUROO TETSURŌ

-> this hurt to write knows exactly how to kill them and won’t hesitate in doing so. by that i mean he’s going straight to his grandmother to do it for him because as much as he knows about treatment and such, nobody does anything better than his grandmother and he’ll sit in a chair with a towel around his neck chattering on about his day as his poor grandmother slaves over his head ripping out the stupid bugs from his inconviently styled hair. kuroo’s lucky his grandmother knows he’s her boy

AKAASHI KEIJI

-> bless his soul he’s horrified. disgusting little creatures, believes they’re vermin of the world. mutters in disgust at them as he watches them drown in the pool of water in his bathtub sink eventually sending them down the drain where he hopes they suffer a painful afterlife

KONOHA AKINORI

-> he’s grossed out but doesn’t make a huge deal about it. probably violates himself and gives himself the nickname ‘nitty nori the bug explorer’. he can take a joke and get rid of them in the same week. ugh king shit

BOKUTO KOUTARŌ

-> pain in the ass. he’s excited about these bugs but also worried? do they want to suck his blood? will they crawl into his ears at night? his sisters are the ones responsible with dealing with them and the whole time he’s asking a abundance of random questions regarding the lice and why they chose his head to make their residence

TENDŌ SATORI

-> probably sings at them to make them uncomfortable as he pulls them out. his fingers work magic as he flawlessly picks them out and sends them on their way down to the depths of the drain. the last thing these bugs hear is the terrifying voice of the man who mercilessly sent them to their death beds

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

-> his hairs short it’s okay it’s not the end of the world but rather than killing them he believes they have more use to them. he’s going to throw them in this soil in the garden and assume they work the same miracles worms do. he’ll be disappointed to know that they had no effect on his soil and he wasted his damn time making sure to evenly spread them out of the compost heap

MIYA OSAMU

-> will eat with a hat on. if these bugs are gonna live on his head no way is he sharing his food too. they’ve already taken enough from him. atsumu probably bullies him for his lice but freaks out when osamu tells him that because they’re twins, the lice will seek out his head too and they’ll both be infected. he only survives the short period of time with his lice because of the amusement he gets from watching atsumu consciously stay away from him even to the point where atsumu moves onto the couch. maybe he should let the lice vacate a little longer next time

MIYA ATSUMU

-> hates them. calls them every name under the sun but doesn’t actually effectively try to get rid of them. he doesn’t actually know how to get rid of them but is too embarrassed to admit it so he just lives with it. luckily, the lice decided to move in a few days before his hair was due for a touch up so like kenma, he just bleached the shit out of them and it seems to do the trick. it would be concerning had his hair not needed a touch up though who knows how long he would’ve had them.

SUNA RINTARŌ

-> his little sister notices his hand scratching his head constantly and begins to refer to suna as ‘nit boy’ and only ‘nit boy’. he doesn’t really care at first because surely a single shower will do the trick but his sisters provoking gets so annoying he just ends up treating them 7 times over but not before threatening to leave a few dead ones on his sisters pillow if she doesn’t stop calling him names

ARAN OJIRO

-> again, the lice don’t even get to step on his head. they see aran and they respect him. he seems like a nice and reliable guy so why would they go to the efforts of bothering him? probably nod their tiny ass antennas from atsumu’s hair and let aran go about his day in peace

KITA SHINSUKE

-> lice simply don’t exist in kita’s presence. the second a lice stepped foot on kita’s head, he senses it and ripped the mf off before it could even find a nice area to settle. lice keep away from kita at all times and never intend on crossing paths with him

KIYOOMI SAKUSA

-> an indescribable level of disgusted. refuses to accept it at first, insists that lice simply wouldn’t have been able to touch his head but alas he is wrong. tempted to shave his hair off but then again why should he have to suffer just because some stupid bugs said so. has no mercy, will treat his hair every day for the next month and a half and cusses the bugs out as they fall down the drain

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I had a terrible week and lost my motivation to finish this picture 😔. please accept beach boys

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HES SO FINE????!!!! AND FOR W H A T

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HEAD EMPTY JUST HIM ISTG THIS BOY IS DRIVING ME CRAZYD1373662-2-2-1?!.?/?/!!!????,/^,*"^(*"~(~.…&@&:…;…/,,./?/!!.??

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伏黒恵 | Fushiguro Megumi.  🐺

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Kuroo with a shy and introverted yn ε٩(๑> ₃ <)7з

Warnings: kuroo says a suggestive joke but other than that nothing !

Genre: fluff !! You cuddle kuroo at the end 😽

Idk if anyone has done this hc before bUT i wanted to do it still so yea,,,

So anyways i think kuroo would be used to talking w shy people and stuff. I mean his best friend is an introvert himself so overall kuroo wouldnt mind u being shy.

He would think its so cute. And would DO THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS ON PURPOSE JUST TO SEE U BLUSH LAKXKC

They dont call him the scheming captain for nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AND he would be SO cheesy,, actually he would use all the cheesy pick up lines and theyre always somehow related to chemistry smh what a nerd 🙄🙄

You would be sitting down reading a book or sumn and when kuroo takes a break from doing his chem homework (even though its LITERALLY FRIDAY WHO TF DOES HOMEWORK ON FRIDAYS- no offense to people who do tho i actually envy y'all 😔👍) he goes all soft and giddy looking at you so concentrated on your lil book. But then....

bUT THEN.

Being the little shit he is, he sneaks behind you and gets real close to your ear,,

Kuroo: hey babe what are you doing~ *cue deep voice*

You: *almost dies from choking on your spit* n- nothing 😳

Hes a jerk so he obviously laughs at your reaction 🙄🙄 but you love him too much and to be frank youre too focused on NOT looking like a tomato in front of your boyfriend

you just focus on calming down so you ignore him instead of thinking about an insult lol.

Kuroo then wraps his arms around you... note that hes still behind you so hes bending down and resting his head against yours

No matter what, kuroo will FOREVER be a dork so ofc he needs to make you laugh all the time. Plus it makes him so happy when YOURE happy its like an instant serotonin boost for him awwhh 🤧🤧

So he does the Classic Kuroo Smirk (tm) and says:

"Hey yn... i was thinking yesterday.. if i was an enzyme id be DNA helicase"

At this point you were super confused and flustered so you just looked at him and asked why

This mf on the other hand looks at you straight in the eye and replies: "so i could unzip your genes."

...😐

(Sorry if i made mistakes I dont even know what that means i copy pasted it from https://www.thoughtco.com/funny-chemistry-pick-up-lines-609353 LMAOO)

You dont know if you wanted to slap him or bury your face in your hands KAHDKWM

But you look at him and suddenly hes laughing so loud and just,,, looking STUNNING ugh hes so handsome.

So instead you join him and laugh quietly until he starts tICKLING YOUSNFKC

Anyways y'all end up breaking your favorite mug because kuroo wouldnt stop tickling and you were trying to run away by standing up and running the other direction. BUT THE FUCKER WAS SO TALL AND HE HAD HIS LONG ASS ARMS ALL OVER YOU so as you were trying to get rid of them you accidentally. Push the mug that was laying on the table next to you and it breaks lol.

Kuroo feels really bad because he knows how much you loved that mug (it had a cute animal design on it anD ITS ONE OF THOSE MUGS THAT CHANGES COLOR !!!)

So he apologizes and asks u if you wanna cuddle 👉👈 (after cleaning and stuff ofc because kuroo is a clean boi 😤)

You join him because duh. Who doesnt want to cuddle the bestest boy in the world ????!¿¿

As you both get comfortable he calls your name and gives you puppy eyes :(((

Hes so dissapointed in himself and overall feeling really sad cuz he didnt want to make you upset

"Are you mad at me?"

You have to stop yourself from laughing because he lOOKS SO SAD AND JUST LIKE THIS EMOJI: >:(

So you cup his face with your hands and kiss the tip of his nose

Kuroo loves it when you kiss his nose.

Pls do it often.

"Baby its okay. Its just a mug."

With that he snuggles closer and kisses your neck.

"Goodnight yn. I love you."

You smile to yourself. Hes really the best bf you could have ever asked for huh 🤧🤧

End!

This is the first time im posting a hc?? Imagine??? Scenario?? Whatever u call it on tumblr hakdkc so im new to these stuff. But it was fun !! I love kuroo and thats it i hope y'all enjoyed it 👉👈

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Oh my god

fist bumps :D

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Iwachan athlete trainer ahhh ❤️❤️❤️

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“So this Sangwoo guy… he looks like me?” Atsumu said, rubbing the back of his neck. Nodding vigorously, you grabbed your phone and googled his name, sorting through the pictures. Once you’d found one that you liked, you proudly showed it off to your friend.

“See! You look exactly like him. Same hair, same build, same everything! Except for the eyebags, but that might just be the artist’s drawing style.” He frowned. 

“Are you sure?” He asked. “What’s he from?”

You blinked. “He’s from an online manga.”

“Oh, which one?”

“I don’t think you’ve heard of it…”

“C’mon, tell me.” 

“It’s horror. I don’t think you’d like it, really.”

“I’m not afraid of any horror! Or gore or anything!” You deadpanned at this exclamation. “Okay, I’m afraid sometimes but seriously, tell me or I’ll look it up myself.”

Slightly taken aback, you caved at his (horrible) puppy-dog eyes. “Fine, fine… It’s called Killing Stalking.” 

“Killing Stalking? That’s an unusual name…” 

“Haha… yeah…” You laughed nervously, looking everywhere but Atsumu’s face. “Tsumu, really, I don’t think you’d like it much…”

“Aw, come on! Don’t be a coward! Read it with me!” He smiled widely at you.

“Tsumu, I don’t think that’s the best idea-”

“No come on, seriously! I have it all pulled up and everything!” With a reluctant sigh, you caved (again) and walked over to him, sitting on the couch next to him. 

A few hours later, you’d only gotten through a third of the series. Looking over at his shocked face, you burst into laughter. “I told you that you wouldn’t like it.”

“I-” He turned to you, brows furrowed. “I’m Sangwoo?”

At your nod followed by his whine of discomfort, you burst into laughter again.

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haikyuu boys finishing too quickly headcanons (nsfw)

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pairings ; bokuto x f!reader , atsumu x f!reader , kuroo x f!reader

genre ; smut, crack

warnings ; sex, creampie i think¿, lowkey secondhand embarassment LMFAO, usage of memes/reaction pics, virginity loss in atsumu’s

w/c ; about 300 for each

a/n ; this is my 1st time doing headcanons so they’re a little short but hopefully they’re okay and make you laugh a little bit ^.^ p.s. ; there’s nothing wrong w finishing quickly it’s normal and natural <33 p.p.s ; the song in kuroo’s is the city girls verse in leave em alone so you aren’t that lost LMAO check out our kinktober masterlist <33

bokuto koutarou ━︎━︎

⇾︎ bokuto had came home after a week of being away for a game that was far away

⇾︎ you nor him hadn’t done anything during that time

⇾︎ you had tried to masturbate but it just wasn’t enough, as for him he just didn’t have the time

⇾︎ so when he got home the first thing you guys did was

⇾︎ you mcfucked

he pulled you into a heated kiss, his bag and a trail of clothes led from your house door to the bedroom. he didn’t waste a second, pushing you onto the bed. even if it had only been a week since you guys had seen each other, his length still intimidated you.

“god, y/n, you’re so sexy,” he said before lowering his head to become eye level with your pussy.

you sat up on one of your elbows, making eye contact with him,

“w-wait kou, can we please just skip the foreplay, i need you”

he didn’t know what it was but something about the way you said that made him snap. he practically pounced on you, beginning to line his cock up with your entrance. you held your two legs up by behind your knees to allow him to have a full view of you.

just as he began sliding into you, he stopped. you looked at him with a confused look, he was beet red. you didn’t have a clue why until you felt something warm inside of you.

“kou- is that?-” before you were able to finish your sentence you felt him pull out,

“y/n, i think we will have to postpone this until later tonight, i am currently embarrassed,” he then walked out of the room

y/n;

but let’s just say, later that night you died by that dick 😩‼️

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