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this year, autistic girl autumn and fat girl fall are on the same day!

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The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.

If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!

https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!

Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.

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I don’t really understand getting mad at people for mixing up korean, chinese, and japanese

Like, look at them together

見る한국어中国死ね我要吃你マンコ형사我有大鸡巴

and tell me they don’t look similar lol

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FUCKKKKK I WANT A PENIS GOD DAMMIT

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no little punk girl don't walk into the lightning storm! your outfit is so conductive! little punk girl nooooooo

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I saw @homurasexual 's meme post then thought about isat character. Then this was born

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something something birds

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i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

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lil baby-ified siffrin would like to steal all your worldly (and otherwise) possessions

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one of my favorite little pjsk jokes lost in translation

Akito and Kohane Trust Rank Title 2 : Hammie & Feigned Innocence

this joke got totally lost in translation lol, for context the original title in jp is ハムハムと猫被り (hamuhamu to nekokaburi), essentially meaning hamham & nekokaburi.

the literal translation of nekokaburi is "to put on a cat" which, obviously, did not translate well. it is a japanese equivalent to the phrase "wolf in sheep's clothing", essentially.

the term stems from feral street cats tricking you with their cuteness. to "put on a cat" is to put on an innocent face when you're actually not quite so pleasant lol

so hamham/hammie isn't just random, because in this context they are comparing akito to a cat and kohane to a hamster! while the meaning of the word was conveyed, the joke of it got lost lol

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Bandicoot. 🍓

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@i-add-sources is this true?

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I can’t believe how perfect this yoshi emote is

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please note the map here as the regions considered the south here are the places labled: deep south, upper south (missouri and illinois you’re basically the midwest but i’m letting it slide. parts of oklahoma can stay bc they have good bbq), mid atlantic south, lower appalachia (im sorry but not you ohio, i have to draw a line somewhere), gulf coast, acadiana, texas (actually just all of texas), and low country. the ozarks and other appalachian regions are in a weird gray area , florida is just florida and some of these areas are basically the north to me but im going for linguistic patterns and don’t feel like hashing out cultural regions that much)

tbh this poll is currently focused on region and to honestly get the most accurate results i’d need to do several follow-ups breaking down things like ethnicity, gender, class, age, etc. (for example AAVE/AAE and dialects influenced by it are more likely to say yall regardless of region as it can be considered a dialect, ethnolect, or sociolect so is not as regionally determined) but let’s see how this goes first. the research designer in me is suffering bc of how broad this is but i honestly doubt yall would wanna fill out a google form for an internet stranger with no IRB and is really only doing this out of curiosity.

as someone from the “deep south,” even when i mask my accent i still can’t imagine not using y’all regularly. i feel like the word has become more prevalent as it kinda fills a linguistic gap but i want some yummy yummy data. if i missed something or you would like to elaborate on your specific region pls feel free to explain

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I love how often "x amount of American football fields" is used as a measurement

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baby baby baayb abya abyabaya hiiiiiiiii

hey hot stuff

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To Kris deltarune