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Idea sends me a lengthy instructional message to enable internet on my phone. Just because I switched to wifi?

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Trolling Vishal.

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Where does one even begin?

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#Hashtags #in #a #text #message #because #obviously #it #makes #sense (This textual offence is brought to you by @sruthijith)

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Wherever do these Bollywood starlets go? Raghuram Rajan can lead us to at least one -- Twinkle Khanna -- an ally in beating economic slowdown.

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Last message: As if crappy network wasn't enough, Idea plays favourites too!

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Spam we approve of. A dengue advisory by the government asking citizens to take preventive measures like not letting water stand in desert coolers, covering overhead tanks etc.

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Textual Offenders turned 2 today!

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Because Ann gives good returns

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  This textual offence is brought to you by @mrajshekhar

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

(via @nixxin)

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Night safari. So that you can go for a stroll post-dinner and...become dinner. Has Bear Grylls signed up yet?

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Life in the fast lane. 

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The Little Mermaid just choked on the waters of the Yamuna, and died. 

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Plus 10 for inserting the asterisk at just the right place. Will ignore the "onword" just for this. 

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Bombay's full. Bollywood is moving to some place between Jaipur and Delhi on NH8.

Had to happen someday. 

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And then they wonder why the Indian education system is such a failure. 

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So much spam. Such little time.

This was certainly *someone's* lucky day. Just look at the timestamps!