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In Wigan it's often left untranslated due to the complexity of distinguishing the subtleties in the regional dialect between it and gravy
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it’s wild how tech literacy lasted like one generation barely before it fell off
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm
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Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?
your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?
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Sabrina Carpenter's whole vibe is like if heterosexuality was someone's dead end job that they hate
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whenever i see people say “i’m watching (insert show name here) for the first time. which episodes should i skip?” i get so annoyed. NONE OF THEM. YOU ARE WATCHING THE SHOW FOR THE FIRST TIME. WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING EPISODES
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One scentence horror story, aquarium version:
"My fish are acting sick after I deep cleaned their tank and I don't know why."
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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.
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