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I’m thinking, since Tess is technically adopted if her hair should be a different color not related to a DD or give it a different color, I liked the brown cuz it stands out.
Idk
I made this cuz I had no Wi-Fi all day and bcuz I wanted to find Tess’s colors XD (might keep this one or I might change it, lmao)
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Loafs! Loafs! Loafs!
Lol.
Loaf lexi is fun.
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Orikan is taking Zahndrekh up on his offers to chat over tea lot more recently 🤔
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N comes into Tessa’s room to wake her up. He walks up to the bed peaking over the edge of the bed. He reaches up and starts shaking her with one hand
N: “Tessa. It’s time to to get up. Come on Te-“
N is promptly grabbed by the front of his suit and lifted a little off the ground. Tessa’s eyes slowly open and she glares into N’s soul through his visor.
Tessa: “get out of my room”
She says this in the most demonic voice a teenage girl can muster. N just squeaks in fear
N: “y-yes Tessa”
She lets go of him and smiles the most cheery smile with bright wide awake eyes.
Tessa: “sorry about that, it got away from me. Would you please prep me some coffee?”
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What if there was some humans that really loved their drones and there was a little drone spa thats opened up by a few people that are passionate about drone care but they could never go to classes for mechanics/engineering.
It picks up good tractions and the drones LOVE it there. They are washed via a warm wet towel to keep them from getting any water damage. They are then buffed with soft buffers. If they have hair wigs those are washed, dried, brushed and styled, joints are cleaned of any gunk that is trapped in there.
They even open up the drones to clean inside. This coasts a lot more and is done VERY carefully. Who wouldn’t be careful cleaning the insides of someone.
When they are all done they are put in cute little drone sized robes and placed in a charging room where they can sleep and charge while they wait to be picked up. They always leave sleepy and relaxed but very happy
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N is cuddling with Uzi on the sofa while Thad goes and gets some snacks for their movie night.
N: “I love you bat”
He gives her a kiss
N: “your so pretty”
Another kiss
N: “I’m so happy I didin’t mame, kill, and eat you when we first met”
Another kiss
Uzi: “your such a mush ball goof”
Thad comes in the front door holding up an oil canaster
Thad: “DUDE!! They had a whole cannister of oil!!!”
N SPRINGS off the sofa like a lightning bolt leaving Uzi confused and startled at the sudden lack of N. She bounces a few times from N jumping off the sofa and flails her arms a bit. She sits up shocked and confused to see N looming over Thad wagging his tail while Thad sort of cowers in fearful shock at how fast N just ran at him.
Uzi: “wow. Big back ass genocide drone”
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Khan: “no! I don’t want a disassembly drone in the house! They are stupid creatures that just eat everything”
Khan not even a day later shining a laser pointer on the floor as N chases it around
Khan: “heheheheh get it!! You get that dot”
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based on the new glitch short :p ref under cut
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Woah! Something other that Khan or khori? Who would've thought? Anyways, here's some Doll x Lissy :3
I used a base i found on Pinterest a long time ago for this, here it is
It's by Jaskerart on Twitter, so make sure to check them out(I found this image years ago so I'm assuming that they didn't want this on Pinterest, so please make sure to show them the love they deserve ♡
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Random orphan child on a backwaters agri-world finds a brain damaged ripper swarm that's somehow been cut of from the rest of the tyranid hive mind and now has the personality of a very, very stupid dog. The child, not knowing what they are looking at, decides that this is their secret pet now. They name it Pat, because when it walks it makes a 'pitter-patter' sound.
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Lizzy walks up to Uzi.
Lizzy: “I wana talk to Doll
Doll: “tell her to go away. I don’t wana talk to her”
Uzi: “she says to fuck off, trip, and eat shit”
Doll: “THAT IS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO TELL HER”
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Ok so im at school and my teacher might kill me but

YAYYY NHAD 💥💥💥
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When you're so immersed in something that you don't notice the music you've been listening to has stopped hours ago.
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