the--jagermeister

[the--jagermeister]

So you're a creepy freak too. You think I care?

[Max swings, aiming to punch him in the face.]

Another Jagerman, eh?

[A man with long green hair is leaning on the wall just a distance away from Hatchetfield high just as Max starts to go home]

@harbinger-of-bad-news

[Max stops, sizing up the man.]

Another?

[the--jagermeister]

That would be sick, thanks man

God, I gotta get outta the house tonight. Can't be around my dad, not right now

[the--jagermeister]

God, I gotta get outta the house tonight. Can't be around my dad, not right now

[the--jagermeister]

Saw what? Not like you were there.

Another Jagerman, eh?

[A man with long green hair is leaning on the wall just a distance away from Hatchetfield high just as Max starts to go home]

@harbinger-of-bad-news

[Max stops, sizing up the man.]

Another?

[the--jagermeister]

The key with drinking is that you gotta make sure you don't remember shit. Thats how the King himself does it. Then if the hangovers too bad, just drink more. Easy

Scoring chicks is always a win.

Heyyy Steph, how's it hanging?

@the--jagermeister

oh hi max, didnt youd be on here lol. you never striked me as a tumblr girlie but i guess i was wrong lmao

im just chilling. avoiding homework mostly. pete isnt answering my texts and i am NOT resorting to calling chasity (id rather die before i ask her for help)

hbu?

[the--jagermeister]

I, uh... Don't know what you're talking about?

[Max is a shit liar. But he really doesn't want to risk pissing this guy off even more.]

Another Jagerman, eh?

[A man with long green hair is leaning on the wall just a distance away from Hatchetfield high just as Max starts to go home]

@harbinger-of-bad-news

[Max stops, sizing up the man.]

Another?

[the--jagermeister]

Whatever. You don't get it

There was a sick one at Brenda's parents' lake house, they were outta town so we trashed the place.

Heyyy Steph, how's it hanging?

@the--jagermeister

oh hi max, didnt youd be on here lol. you never striked me as a tumblr girlie but i guess i was wrong lmao

im just chilling. avoiding homework mostly. pete isnt answering my texts and i am NOT resorting to calling chasity (id rather die before i ask her for help)

hbu?

[the--jagermeister]

I'm the only me, man.

[Max steps back, muttering under his breath.]

Crazy freak.

Another Jagerman, eh?

[A man with long green hair is leaning on the wall just a distance away from Hatchetfield high just as Max starts to go home]

@harbinger-of-bad-news

[Max stops, sizing up the man.]

Another?

[the--jagermeister]

He's a nerd, Steph. I don't give a shit about his stupid bowtie. It is fuckin stupid tho

Heyyy Steph, how's it hanging?

@the--jagermeister

oh hi max, didnt youd be on here lol. you never striked me as a tumblr girlie but i guess i was wrong lmao

im just chilling. avoiding homework mostly. pete isnt answering my texts and i am NOT resorting to calling chasity (id rather die before i ask her for help)

hbu?

[the--jagermeister]

Another Jagerman, eh?

[A man with long green hair is leaning on the wall just a distance away from Hatchetfield high just as Max starts to go home]

@harbinger-of-bad-news

[Max stops, sizing up the man.]

Another?

[the--jagermeister]

Eh, got bored, figured it might be fun.

Ugh, you're still hanging around Spankoffski, really?

Heyyy Steph, how's it hanging?

@the--jagermeister

oh hi max, didnt youd be on here lol. you never striked me as a tumblr girlie but i guess i was wrong lmao

im just chilling. avoiding homework mostly. pete isnt answering my texts and i am NOT resorting to calling chasity (id rather die before i ask her for help)

hbu?

[the--jagermeister]

Anyone can be a nerd if I say they are.

[Ashton shuffles his feet nervously, slowly walking up to Max as he enters Perky's Buds.]

Hey there Max! Um, I don't know if you remember me, I'm the new kid in town! The uh, nerdy prude from Sycamore? Anyways, I was just wondering how you've been! And if you'd like to uh, check out my ask blog sometime?

-Ashton 🌞 (@ask-sycamore-high)

(OOC: New Hatchetfield OC be upon ye! No pressure to respond ofc :))

Uh, and why the hell would I do that? You've got balls even trying to speak to me, Timber Wolf.

[the--jagermeister]

Which makes her a nerd by association.

[Ashton shuffles his feet nervously, slowly walking up to Max as he enters Perky's Buds.]

Hey there Max! Um, I don't know if you remember me, I'm the new kid in town! The uh, nerdy prude from Sycamore? Anyways, I was just wondering how you've been! And if you'd like to uh, check out my ask blog sometime?

-Ashton 🌞 (@ask-sycamore-high)

(OOC: New Hatchetfield OC be upon ye! No pressure to respond ofc :))

Uh, and why the hell would I do that? You've got balls even trying to speak to me, Timber Wolf.

[the--jagermeister]

[Max just laughs, trying to play it cool and cover up how scared he was.]

[Delphi shuffles past Hachetfield High as the school day ends, dodging past students on her way to the library. It had been a couple weeks since she moved to online school, and she had already forgotten how crowded the front area can get.]

@delphi-sees-all

[Max pushes her into a locker, sneering.]

You, nerd, who the fuck are you, and why have I never seen you before?

[the--jagermeister]

Not so tough now, huh?

[Delphi shuffles past Hachetfield High as the school day ends, dodging past students on her way to the library. It had been a couple weeks since she moved to online school, and she had already forgotten how crowded the front area can get.]

@delphi-sees-all

[Max pushes her into a locker, sneering.]

You, nerd, who the fuck are you, and why have I never seen you before?

[the--jagermeister]

I like dogs.

.. Still stupid thought

Boops u

@half-a-w1tch-willow

Why the fuck would you do that?

[the--jagermeister]

[Ashton shuffles his feet nervously, slowly walking up to Max as he enters Perky's Buds.]

Hey there Max! Um, I don't know if you remember me, I'm the new kid in town! The uh, nerdy prude from Sycamore? Anyways, I was just wondering how you've been! And if you'd like to uh, check out my ask blog sometime?

-Ashton 🌞 (@ask-sycamore-high)

(OOC: New Hatchetfield OC be upon ye! No pressure to respond ofc :))

Uh, and why the hell would I do that? You've got balls even trying to speak to me, Timber Wolf.