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turns out i've been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????

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Might I make a suggestion

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

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February 5 out now

Sorry about the last story update I forgot I already told you about February 4

My bad lol

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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Guess what’s updated

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When you know where you want to go but don’t know HOW TO GET THERE!

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[I.D. an edited pyramid graph of maslow's hierarchy of needs where large text covering every section of basic, psychological and self-fulfillment needs read "people online telling me they like the thing i made". end I.D.] (image description by @lemondoddle )

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Or knowing EXACTLY what the major plot points are but not knowing HOW TO GET THERE

The great thing about writing is sometimes I’m having the words flow like an unimpeded river setting wild course for the ocean and other times I’m bashing my head against the wall, trying to decide whether I’ve used too many synonyms for “said” and if people can tell which character the pronouns are referring to.

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I changed to wattpad to get rid of the issues with character limits so things are about to get more interesting

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.