pyro 's tf2 blog !! writing memories and reblogging fun stuff :) i am pyro in the flesh !
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the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you're capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn't you believe I made a ring that's actually a detonator to my security system that's filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?
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A tiny pyro for the soul
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i wonder how often things get set on fire in the base?
Like Pyro setting things on fire, Demo experimenting with new explosives, A new prototype sentry, dispenser, or teleporter that engie is working on, malfunctioning, Ect.
#often . so often#its incredible how flammable everything was given i was there#they never baby proofed it so to speak .#pyroposting#team fortress 2#tf2
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Pyro from Team Fortress 2 is NOT Forklift Certified!
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BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!
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spy liked mlp :)
i was watching it on one of the tvs in base and he walked in and gave me a weird look but sat next to me and started reading but i could see him look up at the tv a few times :)
#tf2 spy#spy tf2#i don't know which tag to use for him#tf2#team fortress 2#pyroposting#mem#tf2 pyro#pyro tf2
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first post :) anyways i guess i should introduce myself ! i am pyro i am an irl of the tf2 pyro i am red :) i use it/he pronouns and i am agender and nonhuman ! this blog is mostly going to be a document of mems for other people to enjoy because they make me happy ! hope everyone enjoys !
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