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Ranger's Apprentice Aesthetic- Will & Alyss There was the faintest hint of reluctance, but she stepped forward the sword going up full stretch as she measured the distance to Will. And in that instant, he had to leave her some vestige of memory or forgiveness for what she was about to do. "Alyss." he said quietly. "I love you. I always have."

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Halt: I can't focus on work, I need to go save Will!

Crowley: hoe don't do it

Halt: *gets himself banished*

Crowley: oh my god

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Does Halt have a middle name?

…..Greybeard.

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“Do I even weigh anything to you?”

“No, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.”

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so, about a month ago i unfollowed a shit ton of people, and i realize i’m usually not one to do this but please reblog/like this if you post any of the following and i’ll check out your blog!! (i would prefer blogs that are solely one of the fandoms listed, but i’m usually good with handling things that aren’t my fandoms)

ranger’s apprentice

riyria revelations/chronicles

the expanse

gentleman bastard

farseer trilogy

shades of magic (a darker shade of magic/a gathering of shadows)

fantasy books (in general, i’d prefer no YA, though)

dean koontz (not really a fandom, but i’m a big fan of his)

also, some aesthetics/preferences:

art (just any, idk i like seeing it, fandom doesn’t matter)

nature

medieval (armor, weapons, castles, etc)

animals (cats and geckos mainly)

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help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

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But what about

RA zombie apocalypse au

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Horace Altman reblog if u agree

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Thank you :'3

I made a thing :’D

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I'm gonna give them all flower crowns :3 (picture is not mine, I only added the flower crown :D)

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Halt and Crowley

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Pros of being in a small fandom: It's pretty easy finding a really good url

Cons of being in a small fandom: Not enough people appreciate yOUR GOOD URL

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Writing Ranger's Apprentice

Joh Flanagan: Halt is a crown prince! He doesn't know basic swordsmanship! He's 31! But now he's 18! Blaze is a guy! Now a girl! Gilan is the best swordsman! Horace is beaten by him, but now he's the best! Will's mother died in childbirth! She was assassinated! Magic exists! Now it doesn't! There might be dragons! Crowley is blonde! Now he's a redhead! All girls are blonde!

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Times Halt Made Me Sleep In Trees Pt. 1

-when I switched his coffee beans with rabbit droppings -when I took him to a big city, then gave him the slip and went to a club -when I posed Blaze to make it look like she was smoking -when I screamed “CROWLEY LOVES YOU” when they were in a meeting together -when I flirted with Pauline and she called me “cute” -when I did a backflip off the cabin’s roof just as he was walking out the door -when he came back from a trip to find 50 goats stuffed in the cabin -when I suggested we should interrogate the dead instead of a living and made him have a séance -when in the same night we talked to the ghost of king Herbert and I asked him if he liked sherbet -when he learned Catelyn had died -when I wrote him a picture book about a man who frowned so much his face got permanently stuck -when I joined a metal band -when I asked him to teach me how to french kiss because he wouldn’t stop cursing in french -when I was trying to hide and he said “I can still see your butt” and I said “thanks” -when to escape a forest fire I put him on my shoulders to run to get out -when we argued if I was unusually tall or if he was unusually short -when he found my stash of Ouran High School Host Club manga