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Have 2 from last week also (I didn't forget you <3)

Match Up Monday - Open!

We are open! Come get some nonsensical match making <3

Every Monday [unless closed] I take a bunch of people's apps for a match up. I tell you who I think you are most suited to and why, maybe even do a little drabble.

What do you need to ask for a matchup?

Preference: Do you want a male or female-aligned character or don't care?

Fandom preference? if you say 'none' you will get anyone from one of my many fandoms. You can also pick just one or as many as you like. I'm flexible.

Prefer anon but I don't mind!

If you aren't a fan of age gaps please say like [no character above 30 or younger than 25 for example]

Just fill out this handy little form..

Nickname: Age range: Fandom preference: Gender preference: What you look for in a partner: [as detailed of as you want] A bit about your personality: Ideal date: And as always, a please/thanks. <3<3

One Piece MHA Gargoyles Gravity Falls The Magnus Archives Final Destination 13 Ghosts The Gaslight District DEXTER Naruto Overwatch TF2 Monster Prom Stranger Things Mad Jack The Pirate Pokemon Sex and the City Horror fandoms [Message if unsure, but you can try me]

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idk

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Cosmic symphony

Was inspired by Sigma's skin called "Maestro" from Overwatch! They could get along, I think

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THREE SPANKIN NEW KEYCHAINS UP FOR PREORDER !!!!!!!!

Y’all have a month to snatch up one of these baddies !! no international shipping unfortunately but I’m sending you all kisses I swear 💔💔💔

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I still think after everything he went through and did he's the better/nicer person but he'd never see it and neither would most people.

crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.

and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.

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You write 13 ghosts????? A shred if Denis content plz plz plz 🙏

I have had such a need to write for him haha.

Fandom: 13 Ghosts Ship: Dennis x GN Reader Rating: SFW but spooky

You watched Dennis pace, rubbing the palms of his sweaty hands on his jeans before flexing his fingers. He was biting his lip as he stopped in his tracks, eyes darting around the place, sharp and untrusting. 

“What’s wrong?” you asked and watched his attention snap to you. Eyes wild before he let out a bitter laugh, taking to chewing the skin around his thumbnail as he tapped his foot. “Oh ya know, the feeling of a thousand needles crawling up my spine,” he snorted before there was an echo in the empty building.

“Don’t mind Dennis, he always gets a little, excited when we are on the job,” Cyrus said with a smirk across his face, the taping you’d hard was the end of his fancy cain as he strolled into the warehouse. 

You nodded and watched as Dennis just shrugged his shoulders and started to check out the place. You’d only been working with the duo a few months now, and you had been promised a large sum of money, enough to pay off your debts and move out this shit hole city. 

It seemed as powerful a psychic as Dennis was, he lacked the ability to see what he was hunting without the use of a little invention. But you? You could see the shapes, the shadows, the shifting glitches in reality that was the paranormal world.

“So, where is our little friend?” Cyrus asked with irritation in his voice. 

You knew you were no different than him, coming out here and hunting the souls of the dead for money but the man went about it with such cold detachment. You had a feeling Cyrus would have had the same nonchalance if he were paying a hitman to take out someone with a pulse. You shook those thoughts aside as you walked alongside Dennis.

“He’s here alright,” Dennis rubbed his neck, clearing his throat as he glanced at you, watching as you stared around the large empty warehouse. “Hey Dennis, how dangerous is our target?” 

Dennis clicked his tongue against his teeth as he knelt and touched the grubby concrete floor. You saw him wince and hiss in pain, but he forced himself to keep his palm flat against the floor. You reached out to comfort him when he slapped your hand away. “Don’t!”

You stepped back concerned as he turned and shot you a look. “Don't touch me,” his voice was choked out as his body visibly shivered. 

That was right, you’d heard that one touch from another person and Dennis would see your life flash before his eyes, his mind clouded with your past, present and future. You couldn’t imagine the damage that could do to someone. You mumbled a sorry and walked ahead of him.

“He’s harmless enough, just fuckin’ pissed,” Dennis replied. That was when you saw the flicker of something in the distance. You paused and peered into the looming shadows of machinery, rusted and old.

“He’s in pieces…” you said, surprise in your voice.

The lurching crawling shape melting out of the darkness was in parts. “I should think so, I choose every ghost perfectly,” Cyrus called from where he stood a safe distance. 

“I would be disappointed if he wasn’t” he added with a chuckle. “Right, the Torso huh?” Dennis was given a confirming nod as he stood up. Dennis was twitchy as he stood by your side. .

“I think you're right though. he won’t be hard to capture; he barely knows we are here.” You squinted as you watched the glitching shiny shape of The Torso drag its stumps across the floor towards a separate bag wrapped tightly in plastic, its head.

Dennis pulled out the strange glasses and slid them on. He winced and followed your eyeline. “Yeah, this one is a nice break from the last asshole.” a pause “That was…” he was still having nightmares, he still felt the cold hands gripping his throat. He took a breath and didn’t finish his sentence. You had a feeling he’d been through alot already, and it made you regret your choice to hop on this job. 

“Excellent, we’ll arrange the containment cube tomorrow, well done.” Cyrus turned on his heels, he acted like this was simply another business deal he’d completed. 

“How do you cope with seeing this shit all the time?” Dennis asked as he watched the ghost drag its legless body across the floor. “You just get used to it, I’ve always seen things.” You watched his expression as you spoke. The way his eyebrows pinched as he watched the spirit. 

“I could ask you the same, living yourself with no physical contact? Feeling everything all at once?” he recoiled at what he misinterpreted as pity in your voice. His nose wrinkled in disgust, and he removed his glasses. 

“I don’t really notice the no touching thing, my personality is a big enough deterrent for any kind of intimacy,” he laughed at himself and shook his head. “You just get used to the constant seizures,” 

He started to follow after Cyrus, leaving the cold eerie building. “Do you ever regret this job?” Dennis paused at your question, not even sparing you a look. “Beats being alone,” 

It wasn’t just the ghosts you were hunting that no longer lived.

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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Masterlists

Gravity Falls [Reader X] Stan x GN Reader Gravity Falls [Canon] Stanford's confession

The Magnus Archives [Reader X] Michael x GN Reader The Magnus Archives [Canon]

Final Destination [X Reader] Erik Fluff Headcanons Final Destination [Canon]

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New Commission Info!

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(If you could, pls reblog 🙏)

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Doomed by the narrative

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I am taking requests for a 'fluff alphabet headcanons'

How do you request? Be sure to check out my rules and who I write for here

Pick one Character per list. Example: Hey Franky! Can I please have the FLUFF headcanons for NAME from X? Thank you! OR Hey can I have Spicy head canons for X, X and X for letters A, B, H, Z thank you!

Basicly if you want an entire list you only get to pick one character if you want up to 4 letters you can pick 3 characters. I hope that makes sense!

Fluff [Do not recall the OG, had this saved in docs]

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A. Admitting feelings. Do they admit it first? Wait for someone else? And how do they

B. Bad Habit What bad habits do they have?

C. Commitment Do they want a five-minute thing? Marriage? House and a dog?

D. Damage As in ‘what’s their damage’ are they a difficult person? Been hurt before and need help healing? Won’t let people in? ‘don’t give a fuck’ attitude?

E. Energy Would you have trouble keeping up with them? Extrovert/introvert/ambient?

F. First date Their ideal first date

G. Get away Their kinda vacation, do they like taking it easy? Workaholic and you have to drag them kicking and screaming to have a break?

H. Hygiene Do they wash once a month or brush their teeth six times a day?

I. Initiative Do they plan the dates, and cook dinner? Or do they just go with the flow and rely on you?

J. Jealous Are they jealous? How do they handle it?

K. Kiss What kind of kisser? Deep and passionate? Sloppy? Little pecks on the cheek?

L. Love Is it easy for them to say ‘I love you?’ do they love easy or do you have to really work on it?

M. Maintenance Are they high maintenance? Low? Do they need more skincare products than you?

N. NOPE What are their turn-offs? They’re no-goes when it comes to looking for a partner?

O. Opinion Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Do they listen to others’ views? Mansplain? Talk over or have a spirited debate?

P. Pranks Do they love pranks? Is that all they do? Or do they hate them?

Q. Quirk What strange little personally quirks do they have?

R. Reliable Can you count on them?

S. Scent Their perfume/cologne/natural musk

T. Temper What is their temper like? Quick to anger? Long fuse? How bad do they loose it?

U. Underwear What kinda undies do they wear? Does it change when it’s bedtime?

V. Victory Sore loser? Bad winner? Will put stones in your shoes if they lose?

W. Wild Card I will give a random ass headcanon and you will accept it.

X. XXX Would they put out on a first date? High sex drive? Once a month kinda person?

Y. Yelling Do they yell? Like when excited? Mad? No inside voice in general?

Z. Zzz Do they sleep a lot? Not enough? Night owl or early bird? Light sleeper or heavy?

Completed:

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Another Gerard Fanart 😌🖤 got inspired by Rory Culkin in lords of chaos and also the artstyle of disco Elysium 😌✨

(I wanna gets grasp on how to draw our beloved goth king😩💀 I think I’m getting better and better 😌💖)

Sketch plus inspo photo

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Hello!! I've opened up my commissions and restructured my ko-fi for ease of ordering!!

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I am taking requests for a 'fluff alphabet headcanons'

How do you request? Be sure to check out my rules and who I write for here

Pick one Character per list. Example: Hey Franky! Can I please have the FLUFF headcanons for NAME from X? Thank you! OR Hey can I have Spicy head canons for X, X and X for letters A, B, H, Z thank you!

Basicly if you want an entire list you only get to pick one character if you want up to 4 letters you can pick 3 characters. I hope that makes sense!

Fluff [Do not recall the OG, had this saved in docs]

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A. Admitting feelings. Do they admit it first? Wait for someone else? And how do they

B. Bad Habit What bad habits do they have?

C. Commitment Do they want a five-minute thing? Marriage? House and a dog?

D. Damage As in ‘what’s their damage’ are they a difficult person? Been hurt before and need help healing? Won’t let people in? ‘don’t give a fuck’ attitude?

E. Energy Would you have trouble keeping up with them? Extrovert/introvert/ambient?

F. First date Their ideal first date

G. Get away Their kinda vacation, do they like taking it easy? Workaholic and you have to drag them kicking and screaming to have a break?

H. Hygiene Do they wash once a month or brush their teeth six times a day?

I. Initiative Do they plan the dates, and cook dinner? Or do they just go with the flow and rely on you?

J. Jealous Are they jealous? How do they handle it?

K. Kiss What kind of kisser? Deep and passionate? Sloppy? Little pecks on the cheek?

L. Love Is it easy for them to say ‘I love you?’ do they love easy or do you have to really work on it?

M. Maintenance Are they high maintenance? Low? Do they need more skincare products than you?

N. NOPE What are their turn-offs? They’re no-goes when it comes to looking for a partner?

O. Opinion Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Do they listen to others’ views? Mansplain? Talk over or have a spirited debate?

P. Pranks Do they love pranks? Is that all they do? Or do they hate them?

Q. Quirk What strange little personally quirks do they have?

R. Reliable Can you count on them?

S. Scent Their perfume/cologne/natural musk

T. Temper What is their temper like? Quick to anger? Long fuse? How bad do they loose it?

U. Underwear What kinda undies do they wear? Does it change when it’s bedtime?

V. Victory Sore loser? Bad winner? Will put stones in your shoes if they lose?

W. Wild Card I will give a random ass headcanon and you will accept it.

X. XXX Would they put out on a first date? High sex drive? Once a month kinda person?

Y. Yelling Do they yell? Like when excited? Mad? No inside voice in general?

Z. Zzz Do they sleep a lot? Not enough? Night owl or early bird? Light sleeper or heavy?

Completed:

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Flufflst for Erik from FD bloodlines please?

I hope you like <3

A. Admitting feelingsHe’ll barely admit them to himself let alone the person he’s actually invested in. He’ll make some comments to test the waters, maybe some jokes. Very much the human embodiment of ‘haha we should kiss, just kidding….. unless…’

B. Bad Habit I feel Erik would have an entire catalog of bad habits. Drinking, smoking, swearing, self depricating humour, doing dumb shit. He can’t say no to a dare. Just dare him to do some insanely stupid thing and he’ll shrug and agree. I imagine his report cards had alot of ‘smart kid but doesn’t apply himself’ notes. C. Commitment Erik has to have some level of commitment; he’s covered in body modifications. His level of commitment to a romantic endeavor hinges on how he thinks the other person views what they are. If he thinks his partner isn’t into it, he’ll match that energy; if he ends up with someone who wants to be together forever, he’ll match it, if he and his partner are suited. 

D. Damage He has a fair bit of that, loving family doesn’t always mean you grow up well-adjusted. He’s got an attitude, he thinks he’s easy going and laid back, and to a point, he is. But he’s always waiting for someone to say shit or start something. 

E. Energy An extrovert for the right people and if it’s on his terms. He has all the time for people he enjoys being around but it has to be something he wants to do or his attention dwanes. 

F. First dateIt might be simple but Erik’s first dates are always at a bar, at least a nice one. Not too close to where either of you live in case the date goes bad, he’s had issues with bad first dates leaving ‘gifts’ on his front door or where he works. He likes to sit in a bar with a few drinks, something to take the edge off, calm the nerves and help the conversation flow.  

G. Get away He likes city trips or going to a concert/festival to unwind. He’d take you to a 4 day long metal festival where you could both relax, get wasted and listen to good music.

H. Hygiene Erik looks like he might be a smelly boy but he’s got great hygiene. His line of work means he needs to be clean and he’s just adopted it in all aspects of his life. Also keen on making sure all his tats and piercings don’t get infected he’s got overall good hygiene, maybe at times a little over the top. 

I. InitiativeOh lord, he doesn’t plan or make the first steps for anything. He’s too laid back, he just goes with the flow. Sometimes he’s impulsive and you’ll get a call and asked to go see a movie in half an hour. 

J. Jealous Erik handles jealousy much like any inconvenience, with jokes and sarcasm. He’ll pretend he’s not jealous but, oh, he is. He’ll sulk for a while.

K. Kiss Sloppy during a make out but I imagine he’s just chaste pecks on the cheek.

L. Love  Love is a concept he scoffs at it, it’s all part of his attitude though. He falls in love pretty fast but he doesn’t show it so if it ever fails he can pretend he’s shrugging it off. This makes him come across a red flag but really, he’s just trying to keep himself from being hurt.

M. Maintenance He says and thinks he’s low maintenance but the boy is alot of work and probably can’t handle someone whose also high maintenance. N. NOPE Erik needs someone to match his vibe. He can’t be with anyone who doesn’t have a darker sense of humour. 

O. Opinion He has many of those… not always the best ones either. He is one of those people who considers everyone's opinion up for debate. 

P. PranksYes, he’s a bit of a shit. But if you told him you really didn’t like them he would back off, simply make someone else the focus of his pranks. They are for the most part, harmless, just irritating. 

Q. Quirk Between all his heavy music he enjoys podcasts about the most mundane things. 

R. Reliable Sort of? In a roundabout way, yes? 

S. Scent Rubbing alcohol, ink, and chemically when he meets you straight from work. His usual scent is something smokey, earthy, hint of cigarette smoke. 

T. Temper Erik is irritated very often, small things make him annoyed but he doesn’t get angry or loose his temper often. 

U. Underwear Regular black boxers, just for the simplicity of matching. 

V. Victory Very sore loser, if he gets tilted/annoyed during a game he’s a real pain in the ass about it and can be childish. Make excuses why he lost. 

W. Wild Card I will give a random ass headcanon and you will accept it.

Scared of spiders and winged insects. 

X. XXX Would they put out on a first date? High sex drive? Once a month kinda person?Oh 100% puts out on a first date, it’s like a handshake.

Y. Yelling He doesn’t yell when he’s mad, it’s more like he raises his voice in irritation. 

Z. Zzz Night owl, insomnia king. Helps with the grunge look to be on the brink of exhaustion.