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My friend and I are collaborating on a Cinderella's Castle animatic!!!!! Its set to Hozier's First light and I'm so excited. I wrote up the plan and they tasked me with kinda blocking it in pretty much, then they'll go in and make it look all nice and really bring it together. :) Here's some photos from it so far that I've drawn. :) Also they've never watched Cinderella's Castle, he's just really nice to me. :3

My favorites are the Crumb and Sir Hop-A-Lot ones so far. :)

Some of the art is mid but that's okay, I've also been put in charge of character design. :) And there's shitty Tadius drawings under the cut as well because I genuinely can't draw him for the life of me and it's a bit funny. 😭 Like it's bad but he's my silly little guy. (They're only rough drafts tho so I'll probably get there eventuallyyyyy, right?)

It's rough out here fr fr lmaoooo.

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SO MUCH TALENT HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

Why does Tumblr hate uploading videos so much

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TOUCH HIS BUTT THURSDAY

Reblog to touch his butt <3

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In honor of the Vegas Leg of the Freestyle Grand Slam, I did some (not fan) art! Force femme Hans Niemann anyone? The first one was a request done by me, and the second one was done by my threat to the president. 💕 :)

My art:

Threat To The President's Art:

This is not a hatecrime I swear someone just said that there was a specific shot where it looked like he had big naturals!!!! - Threat to the president. 💕

I dislike Hans Niemann so much, my art was in fact a hate crime. 😻 - Me.

And as a treat, here's Bald GothamChess, hair level and word frame and drawn by yours truly! 🦇♟️

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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Okay guys this has plagued me for years. I read a book back when I was nine or ten, but I lost it when we moved house and I've never been able to remember the name for years, PLEASE help if you can!!!@

It's about this girl from America and she's supposed to tutor this French guy in English. Turns out he knows English just fine but, like, whatever. He loves to say 'merde' a lot. She has a grandpa, and at some point while she's at home, she gets choked by this magical force/being, so she covers up the bruises with a scarf. She goes to her grandpa about it who tells her either about the beings that are out to get her, or that she's got powers? Either way, her powers are kinda, like, energy based or sm? She sees, like, slivers of color (reds and blues and greens) in the air, and there's a training montage in the book where someone tries to teach her to light a candle, and she creates a forest fire lmao. At some point she goes to France to meet up with the guy.

She and the French guy go on the run from the bad guys (I always pictured them having faces from the screaming face painting), and friendship/probably romance blossoms between them. I think they might be in a barn for a short time? Either way, at the end of the book, it's the final showdown, and Mc and French Boy hold hands and the strands that she can control turns gold!!!! And she defeats the bad guys, huzzah.

Does ANYONE know what book I read, because I can never find it when I search, and I don't know what it's called or who the author is, and I'd love to read it again one day. 😭 If it's any help, I read it sometime between 2014 and 2016 I think. :)

So yeah if anyone knows what tf I'm on about, please help. :3

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obsessed with the universe that the residence is set in. president is gay but that's not why everyone hates him. first gentleman has anxiety and comes with a mom that's homophobic to one person and it's the president. social secretary moves like a south korean president (personal shaman and all). terror attacks in dc that somehow are just happening without being intercepted. kylie minogue respected and revered by an american audience...

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Guys I love Bobby so much

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Every time I listen to Doing this, I like to replace 'I'm a guy with 'I'm a spy' because it makes me giggle. :3 Also the lyrics 'did he really just use that line?🤨 Did I just use that line???' 😬 and 'All of the tiiime' ☺️' 'All- of the time? 🫤' SOME of the tiiiime. 😅🥰' Have my heart.

Their friendship literally means everything to me.

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SO I've only been listening to/obsessed with Spies Are Forever for around a month now, but according to Spotify, last week I managed to worm my way into being in the top 3% of listeners for Tin Can Bros. 😼 Feeling proud!

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could you forgive yourself, seeing what you’ve become?

Close up and alt background color bc I’m indecisive

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Creepcast Sentence Starters

Random assortment of things said on the Creepcast Podcast Feel free to change pronouns/gendered words as fit

CW: NSFT/Angst/Humor

"Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats."

"I just wanted to give him something to think about."

"Your wife looks mad funny in that box, bro."

“WHAT? YOU CAN’T HANDLE A COUPLE OF DEAD KIDS? YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT AT NICKELODEON.”

"So...monster hunter, huh?"

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"I pray he just breaks the kids legs”

“I shouldn’t have sold a snow cone to that ghost…”

"DON'T TELL MY MOM I LIKE GIRLS!"

“Pool floats are the balloons of the water”

“Can you imagine a 7 foot tall women named [NAME] for me?”

"How am I going to kill this monster you’re asking? Well, that’s simple - I’m going to douse myself in chemicals and gasoline, light myself on fire, and tackle it!"

"[NAME] your mom died three days ago GET OVER IT."

“Maybe your mom was a bitch.”

“Quick someone check his twitter dms”

"I'm the one they call when shit gets spooky."

"OH YEAH, we are soooo back! WE ARE SO BACK."

"Who am I? I'm a motherfucking angel."

“That’s not how cops work!”

"Peanut butter is in the Bible"

"Do you wanna know where vampires come from [NAME]?"

"...Now how did you know that...?"

“Yeah give it to me slender man."

"As an affront to both god and man what choice did I have?"

"What's wrong? Did someone else die?"

[Hitting own forehead] "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

"I'm in my own hell."

"I just wanna say fucking ACAB, dude. Fuck the cops."

"COME ON, GET IT TOGETHER, [NAME]."

“I’m doing a little podcast with a guy high on fentanyl right now.”

"Oh we put his ass in a home" 

"I thought I had something, but I was just yapping."

"If you're gonna aim for the stars, might as well aim for every single goddamn one of them."

"Do I look like Dionysus, baby? 'Cause I can be." 

"Sometimes the cucumber tastes better pickled."

“I hope you burn in hell, you tired old goat”

"Erm... you're gonna wanna see this..."

“WHAT’D I TELL YOU, HE LOVES IT DOWN THERE!"

"Who is 'help?' Stop asking for him that's not my name."

"I don't go for even, I go for winning."

“Man, I thought I had it bad with [NAME]'s shoe addiction." // “Man, I thought I had it bad with [NAME]'s shoe addiction, but. fuck me. Your spouse is in here collecting eyeballs.”

"I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards in a sort of hand to hand combat trial." // "I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards in a sort of hand to hand combat trial. Guess all those trips through the police academy finally paid off."

"You fake the paintings?"

"We were adventurers, we were explorers, We were friends."

"I miss you, [NAME]. I'm sorry that you chose me, but I'll always cherish my memories of you." 

"we keep trying to read the names of these gargoyle s out loud but we keep going blind as we read them"

“Is something funny, [NAME]?"

"You think I don't see that? Dad's upset!"

“That’s always been your issue [NAME], you lack imagination.”

"You’re just a fucking disappointment, aren’t you?"

“Remember this moment the next time you want to have a bonfire. Do I make myself crystal clear?”

“YOU GET IT? MY COCK!"

"What level of pain would you allow your family to go through if the alternative is they die?"

“A frothy ejaculate of ants would not feel good.”

"His lips ... they are far too fat."

"I don't negotiate with terrorists."

"You are never going to escape [NAME]."

"He shot that damn dog!"

"I'm sorry, [NAME], is something funny?"

"I shared an apartment my sophomore year of college with a 53 year old mexican custodian who did not speak any English."

"We have been battling Ben Shapiro for far too long."

"I don't care about him. You can do whatever you want to him."

"Would you just, I don't know, hypothetically say that maybe that potentially had some effect on your development that led you to where you are now, perhaps, perchance?"

"Holy shit. He took his kidneys. He took his fucking kidneys."

"You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don't know how, though. Sorry, [NAME]."

"You could take my left kidney, that's fine. But now you've really started to go too far."

"While you played your sports, I studied literature."

"I hope you burn in hell, you tired old goat, is what I would say to my mom."

"Yeah, looks like one of the goddamn teenage mutant ninja turtles. Just like, he's like, cowabunga, asshole."

"I thought you said you were done collecting funko pops"

"I would be thrilled if he dropped an anvil on one of the kids."

"Are you doing the nice fentanyl flop right now?"

"Hi. I got punched in the face. It was fun, I guess."

"I'm a bit of a clown. I'm a bit of a jokester. I'm a honey roasted ham."

"You know that. That's a good piece of cringe. I appreciate that. Thank you so much."

"I'm literally doing a podcast with guy high on fentanyl right now."

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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

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dc au where everything's the same except damian's a horse girl

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I'm never going to pretend that it isn't peak internet culture, and peak culture in general

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