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Hiya! My name's Onyx, and I'm a geologist, and now an Octoagent!

Here you can ask me anything you want about whatever you can think of and I'll do my best to answer

Hmmm, what else is important for me to tell you..... Well, I'm aromantic, asexual, and agender, and I'll use whatever pronouns you throw at me, I'm new to being an Octoagent so I'm still learning the ropes, aaaannd my favorite type of rock is cordierite!

I think that's everything! See yah!

OOC below the cut

The only restriction I have on here is that there be no NSFW, that and basic human decency things like no bigots allowed

I don't mind being sent asks about shipping but I don't ship Onyx with anyone so you're more likely to get an interesting response if its about some other external ship between canon characters

Any headcanons are welcome !!

Also I'm going to tag all of these with "octonauts rp" to make them easy to filter out of the tag if you don't want to see them

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do mala :(

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he’s got stretch powers but only in his tail

im actually wondering how long can his tail get

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super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook

if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things

state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy

ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?

make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]

just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”

just…explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”

just stick a meme in there

honestly who cares

just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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Why am I posting this?

Because I know I have a lot of young people following me, and because over the past few years, I've seen a shocking amount of anti-gay rhetoric in MY comment section. Of my Steven Universe fancomic. An extremely lgbtq-friendly show.

So what gives? My best guess is, I have a very wide following, and a lot of these readers are pretty socially insulated in conservative spaces that don't allow them to explore the concepts of the other side of the argument.

I'm not about to judge children on the environment they were raised in... but I'm also here. I'm a part of the environment. And I'd like to offer some perspectives.

If you don't agree with how I present things - great! Make your own post.

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༻˚⋆☀️ DAILY SAUCI☀️⋆˚༺

Ft Barnacles

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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@astylos-theburntrat us one day

the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La