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please watch brooklyn 99

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Try speeding through this, asshole.

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MTV Classic

Yooo MTV classic is playing some random outta pocket music videos. They just played Da Bush Babbees then the video for "a whole new world" from Aladdin now "Rhythm is a dancer" Now its playing Jumper by Third Eye Blind. Think I found my new favorite channel. Also when did BET get like 7 themed channels. I aint mad I am just upset no one told me sooner.

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What if you’re making out with a guy and you reach down to grab his dick but when you tug off his pants and boxers, instead of a dick he a has a model train and starts whispering “let me choo choo in ur hoo hoo” seductively

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Riding with your parents gets much more stressful once you actually know how to drive.

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if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

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I’m self-conscious of how fast my windscreen wipers are whenever it’s raining lightly

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Fun facts about your sign here

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TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

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My favorite childhood shows → Fox Kids

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