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HEY PINE TREE!!!

lol short

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Oh yeah, I remember possessing that guy! That was fun! Might do it again now that I’m out of that hellhole of an institution!

Finally finished this WIP

Bet AI can’t do THAT!

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Thanks bud! Time to get out of this dump!

Im gonna be honest I have no idea what you just said but I wanna hold your hand so deal

-🙏

GREAT! HERES YOJR $30

*hands you thirty $1s, crumpled up and slightly damp with each having a top hat drawn above the eye of providence*

NOW IF YOU COYLD FO FIND A STATUE RHAT LOOKS LIKE ME AND SHAKE THE HAND, THATLL FULFILL YOUR END IF THE DEAL

@the-blog-of-bill I GOTCHU

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Pay attention to how many fingers Stanford has!

Lucky, we don’t get alcohol in [this portion of this ask has been censored by the theraprism.] of a place.

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OH SHOT RHAR SUCKS ORHWR ME! FUCK WHAT IF I… MAYBE I COULD BREAK YOY OUT? THEN WE’RE GPING TO OSADLEYS!

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Oh wait [this portion of this reblog has been censored by the Theraprism], did you not die in your dimension?

Lucky, we don’t get alcohol in [this portion of this ask has been censored by the theraprism.] of a place.

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OH SHOT RHAR SUCKS ORHWR ME! FUCK WHAT IF I… MAYBE I COULD BREAK YOY OUT? THEN WE’RE GPING TO OSADLEYS!

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Try taking him to the statue!

Lucky, we don’t get alcohol in [this portion of this ask has been censored by the theraprism.] of a place.

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OH SHOT RHAR SUCKS ORHWR ME! FUCK WHAT IF I… MAYBE I COULD BREAK YOY OUT? THEN WE’RE GPING TO OSADLEYS!

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YEAH COME ON BILLY NEEDS A NEW BODY!

Lucky, we don’t get alcohol in [this portion of this ask has been censored by the theraprism.] of a place.

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OH SHOT RHAR SUCKS ORHWR ME! FUCK WHAT IF I… MAYBE I COULD BREAK YOY OUT? THEN WE’RE GPING TO OSADLEYS!

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YEAH! COME ON JUST FIND ME A DEAL OR SOMETHING O SADLEY’S SOUNDS GREAT!

Lucky, we don’t get alcohol in [this portion of this ask has been censored by the theraprism.] of a place.

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OH SHOT RHAR SUCKS ORHWR ME! FUCK WHAT IF I… MAYBE I COULD BREAK YOY OUT? THEN WE’RE GPING TO OSADLEYS!

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Oh screw off!

Greetings, mortals of Dimension' 46.

Theraprism's patient Bill Cipher has recently found his way onto this platform, so I have chosen to create this "blog" to make sure the triangle doesn't try to escape through means of this "Tumblr".

However, if you wish, I may also answer any other potential concerns you could have.

Farewell, I have matters to attend to.

~ The Axolotl

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Hi! Just thought it'd be funny to add onto the Triangle Abuse™ through an Axolotl blog (haven't seen one yet so yay!!). Let's see what happens lol

Anyway rules:

1. No being weird with the asks. You know what I mean.

Alright that's it! Maybe I'm too sleep-deprived but I can't come up with anything else rn 👍

2. We barely get any Axolotl content, so just bare with me as I try to keep them in character (??) lmao.

3. They will answer in rhymes (as hard as that will be for me haha). Why? Cosmic being reasons.

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Well for the record it’s an accurate statement, I am sexy

I was inspired

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three buttons? Perfect to press all at once! How much agony do they produce?

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

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soul custody negotiations are annoying

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You know, if Shooting Star here didn’t have some gushy nostalgia break with Pine Tree, she might have become one of my henchmaniacs! She’s certainly got the chaotic potential and deep desire for a place where she never has to grow up to be fit for the job!

H E L L O ????

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HA! YES! I OWN YOU NOW!

Okay, come on, I got someone to use as a puppet and trick them into getting me more puppets, now I just need this guy to respond to their message

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Okay, come on, I got someone to use as a puppet and trick them into getting me more puppets, now I just need this guy to respond to their message

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Of course I’m not sorry! The kid doesn’t like it? Too bad! He had a choice in the matter, not my fault!

'ARE YOU SORRY?'

'ARE YOU KIDDING?'

PLEASE REBLOG THIS I AM SO PROUD OF THIS PLSPLSPKSPLSP

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Oh yeah, I remember it perfectly! When those [This portion of this post has been censored by the Theraprism] Pines’ tried to kill me! Well guess what, I’m still here! They can’t do anything to me! ANYTHING! AN IDEA CAN NEVER DIE, SO JUST WAIT! JUST WAIT AND SEE! SOON, I’LL HAVE MY WAY, AND I’M GOING TO [This portion of this post has been censored by the Theraprism] AND THEN I’LL [This portion of this post has been censored by the Theraprism]! I CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR ENTIRE LIVES!

H3lper: “Please have a seat.”

Bill: “I still don’t get why I have to do this.” <sits down>

H3lper: “Because you have issues, William.”

Bill: “Don’t you fucking call me that.”

H3lper: “Alright, Bill.”

Bill: “Better.”

H3lper: “So, how about we start with you telling me a little about your life?”

<2012 by Will Wood starts playing>

H3lper: “Where is that music coming from?”

Bill: “I was an existential criminal, so innocently cynical-”